A little boy is walking in the backyard with his dad when he notices a dead squirrel lying on the ground with its legs pointed straight up in the air.
He asks his dad, “Why is that squirrel lying like that?”
The dad, not knowing what to say, says, “So it’s easier for Jesus to carry him to heaven.”
The next day the father comes home from work and the son rushes to the door to greet him and says, “Mom almost died today!” The father, stunned, says, “Why?! What do you mean?”
The kid answers, “Well, I walked into the bedroom and mom was lying on the bed with her arms and legs sticking up in the air. And she was screaming, ‘Oh Jesus, I’m coming!’ And if it wasn’t for the mailman holding her down, she would have been a goner.”
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2006-06-11
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