All categories - 8 June 2006

a clean joke
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more.
"Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a drink," she suggested smiling.
"Good idea," says the husband looking forward to being waited on.
He's in the bath when she comes in with a nice glass of Scotch which he accepts happily.
"If there's anything else you'd like just call," says the wife as she leaves the bathroom.
When she got halfway along the landing the husband relaxes completely and lets off an enormous long fart in the bath.
A few minutes later, despite it being a very warm Summer's evening, the wife comes in with a fluffy bed warmer
"What the heck is that for?" asks the husband snappily.
"Oh Darling," says the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle."

2006-06-08 04:11:43 · 9 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-08 04:11:39 · 2 answers · asked by bembblgb 1 in Other - Destinations

does it hurt when u first put in a tampon for the first time and u have never used one before???

2006-06-08 04:11:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

venom-eddie brock
sandman-flint marko
hobgoblin-harry osborn
(in the movie it's hobgoblin i'm aware in the comics he is GG 2)

2006-06-08 04:11:27 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

2006-06-08 04:11:21 · 24 answers · asked by Gracee 2 in Other - Food & Drink

In an ideal situation, let's say the two glass surfaces are perfectly smooth and 100% flat, and we superpose one of them onto the other, there should be an uniform distributed air-layer between the two pieces of glasses even though it looks we put them in direct contact, so what is the thickness of this air strip? round 10nm? or more than 1 μm?
Any guess is welcomed :)

2006-06-08 04:11:16 · 3 answers · asked by linzhang1011 1 in Physics

i got a tattoo with my husbands name on my lower back. i thought it would turn him on wenever he hit it from the back(which is often).just a little reminder of how much he means to me. at 1st he didn't say anything good or bad but a couple days ago he said he didn't like any of my tattoos(whats up with that)? wat do u say guys, would that turn u on? what's his problem?

2006-06-08 04:11:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-06-08 04:11:05 · 3 answers · asked by faras_am 1 in Words & Wordplay

He's from the MIdweSt. And his name possibly starts with a W.

2006-06-08 04:11:05 · 3 answers · asked by SiMpLeYeTCoMpLeXX 1 in Military

queen victoria praised and used this favorate cocaine drink

2006-06-08 04:11:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

What are you doing this weekend? What are your plans?

2006-06-08 04:11:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in South Africa

2006-06-08 04:10:58 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2006-06-08 04:10:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

If you own your own business, I need help with a getting my business together. I am trying to open beauty supply, salon, and a spa. So if anyone have any expert in this or these area. PPPPPPLLLLEEEAASEEE, help me out. Thanks

2006-06-08 04:10:55 · 4 answers · asked by mskea2u 1 in Small Business

me for i think so cuz how media and other ppl put it you have to have someone, and he/she has to look this way.

does anyone else agree with me?

2006-06-08 04:10:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Need info on a fish tail braid

2006-06-08 04:10:48 · 8 answers · asked by afrinista10 2 in Hair

how do you tell a narcissist, that for once, you are not talking about them.

2006-06-08 04:10:48 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-06-08 04:10:37 · 23 answers · asked by muzyne 3 in Military

2006-06-08 04:10:32 · 8 answers · asked by rhonda c 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

does anyone want to join?

2006-06-08 04:10:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

and that i love him unconditional how can i prove that to him

2006-06-08 04:10:21 · 16 answers · asked by baby_ty 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I'm 24 years old and I haven't been to the dentist since I was about 15. I've never had any problems with my teeth in the past, I never needed any fillings or anything when I was younger. The only thing I needed was three teeth extracted before I got braces.

Anyway, I know I really need to go to the dentist for a checkup because I haven't been in so long, but I'm too scared to go. Obviously, I'm not registered with one, so I'll have to find one privately since nowhere is registering NHS patients.

But I'm absolutely terrified. I'm really scared that I'll need loads of fillings because I haven't been for so long. And I can't really afford it if I DO need work done. I'm just so scared of the thought of being told I need fillings, and having the dentist drilling my teeth.

How can I get over my fear of going? Because I know I really have to go, but I don't want to!!!!

2006-06-08 04:10:01 · 13 answers · asked by Alicia W 1 in Dental

2006-06-08 04:09:42 · 11 answers · asked by Jeremy D 1 in Other - Home & Garden

2006-06-08 04:09:34 · 2 answers · asked by mickey 2 in Programming & Design

it goes : i dont want the world to see me cause i dont think that theyed understand when everythings meant to be broken i just want you to know who i am

2006-06-08 04:09:26 · 16 answers · asked by mercyp 2 in Music

2006-06-08 04:09:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

Hey - I've gained a bunch of weight in the last year...probably cuz I'm out of college and am a working man now. Anyhow, I've gained a lot of weight...and now have stretch marks. My stretch marks are dark red/purple, and are on my armpits and love handles....How do i get them to fade? They are so gross. I know I have to work out better - but I'd really like to get rid of these stretch marks. Please Help!!!!!

2006-06-08 04:09:01 · 3 answers · asked by _0_ 2 in Diet & Fitness

I'm still kinda nervous. Any tips on how to stop feeling like a scared virgin?

2006-06-08 04:09:00 · 8 answers · asked by earthgoddess2169 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

so, is someone know such person-who will look for articles for magazine?please contact me.thank you very much!!

2006-06-08 04:08:59 · 12 answers · asked by sweetvikusia 1 in Miami