Hi kids, a nice day, isn`t it? Are you in the mood for the first joke of the day? Did that happened to you?

Question

a clean joke
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more.
"Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a drink," she suggested smiling.
"Good idea," says the husband looking forward to being waited on.
He's in the bath when she comes in with a nice glass of Scotch which he accepts happily.
"If there's anything else you'd like just call," says the wife as she leaves the bathroom.
When she got halfway along the landing the husband relaxes completely and lets off an enormous long fart in the bath.
A few minutes later, despite it being a very warm Summer's evening, the wife comes in with a fluffy bed warmer
"What the heck is that for?" asks the husband snappily.
"Oh Darling," says the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle."

Answer 1

Ha hahahhahhhhhaaaahhahahahahah!

Oh, that is really funny! Thanks for the laugh. I cannot tell you how much I needed to have a good laugh. Laughter does heal the soul.

What a wonderful gift you just gave me, a perfect stranger!

Bless you for that!

*wanders off, still chuckling*

Answer 2

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Answer 3

lol.but ive heard it different.
the husband is in the bath and the wife asked him if he wanted anythin and he says no.so the wife goes downstairs and the husband does a huge fart.2 mins later his wife comes in with a beer.
husband: whats that for?
wife: i heard u say bottleobeer......

Answer 4

HA HA HA
I got it on my third reading of the last part.

Answer 5

lolol

Answer 6

He's a gorp, yuck.

Answer 7

lol u look weird

Answer 8

looooool :D

Answer 9

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