Philippines

2007-08-30 01:07:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

would you call it a nightmare or a sweet dream?

2007-08-29 23:19:14 · 25 answers · asked by ? viena ? 4

ive dated a girl from philippines...shes from lugait? mis oriental a very small town.....she told me everyone in town knows each other? how can this be possible?? also, is it hard for a filipina to come to the states? ive waited for half a year and she still didnt get a visa??????? HELP

2007-08-29 22:51:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Filipinos always ship Balikbayan boxes when returning to the Philippines. Is there a way to do the opposite? ...Ship a box out of the Philippines to the country of destination?

2007-08-29 19:09:11 · 8 answers · asked by charlie c 2

This clone, I mean:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aix9q4yXN.FdSN3vkeGfme7sy6IX?qid=20070829215244AAkgtea&show=7#profile-info-HDKguS3Haa

Clever?! A trying hard copycat?! Whatchamacallit?! lol

2007-08-29 18:51:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-29 16:40:51 · 15 answers · asked by MusicKid 2

I have to go the the Philippines in a week. I want to travel light. What should I bring? I'll be there for two weeks.

2007-08-29 16:00:32 · 15 answers · asked by ladyellei 6

2007-08-29 15:31:30 · 16 answers · asked by alfred 1

2007-08-29 15:03:43 · 19 answers · asked by annabelle p 7

2007-08-29 13:00:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-29 11:52:17 · 8 answers · asked by apaini131313 1

I'd think I'd listen to Astrud Gilberto and bossa-nova my way to deep meditation. Shall we, jan-na? Sweet greetings on your birthday.

http://music.yahoo.com/Antonio-Carlos-Jobim/Meditation/lyrics/30405668

2007-08-29 10:37:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm not really after your answers.

I just want to share with you one of the funniest blooper I have ever seen on youtube... it's simplicity made it so funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKO6G0pC0AM

Watch how she keeps herself from laughing. Just imagine what made her commit that mistake.

Man I still can't stop laughing.

2007-08-29 09:42:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I remember this answer from eezy_jex;

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqsW.yU1YDmFwEcVuEkaN2HOxQt.?qid=20070820122909AAtYBy5&show=7&cp=2&tp=2&tnu=42#all-answers

2007-08-29 02:15:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-29 01:20:00 · 16 answers · asked by 36 6

or jongbong is pulling our leg?

2007-08-29 00:10:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-28 23:40:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-28 23:36:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man was crossing the Atlantic by ship. He was terribly seasick and stayed in his cabin. Then one night he heard someone shout "Man overboard." Someone has fallen into the sea in the middle of the night. The man in the cabin felt that there was nothing he could do to help. But he thought: "I can at least put my lantern in the porthole." He struggled to his feet and hung the light so it would shine out into the dark sea.
The next day, he learned that the person was rescued, and heard him say: " I was going down in the dark night for the last time when someone put a light in a porthole. As it shone on my hand, a sailor in a lifeboat grabbed it and pulled me in."

2007-08-28 23:28:59 · 10 answers · asked by junior 6

...with your wife?



A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he Prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

2007-08-28 23:05:19 · 14 answers · asked by shirley g 6

2007-08-28 20:36:37 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-28 20:11:37 · 7 answers · asked by pete b 1

Why?

2007-08-28 20:03:20 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-28 19:59:47 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-28 19:49:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

IT'S A BIT LONG SO WAIT TILL I FINISH

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered...is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?






Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?
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The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly !!!!!!!!

2007-08-28 19:26:52 · 8 answers · asked by PC 7

2007-08-28 18:24:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-28 18:04:18 · 26 answers · asked by 36 6

2007-08-28 17:31:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-28 15:14:32 · 14 answers · asked by Faith's_Fate 2