or jongbong is pulling our leg?
2007-08-29 00:10:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Philippines
naaah... just a joke...
there are a lot of confucious jokes on the net like the ff.
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change"
"To prevent hangover stay drunk!"
"Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to BANGkok."
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
"Man trapped in whore house get jerked around."
"Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
"Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with problem in hand"
"People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."
2007-08-29 15:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by dark angel 16 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the long run the grand piano would work out cheaper, both financially and emotionally. So I suspect confucious either didn't sat it or it got lost in translation and was orginally the other way around
2007-08-29 07:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was there when this venerated man said the words.
I was there. I heard him say it. And his actual words were "Foolish man give wife bamboo organ, wise man give wife upright organ." So, the Chinese wife got the upright one, and I brought the bamboo organ to the Philippines.
2007-08-29 16:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Confucious also say:
Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways only going to Bangkok
2007-08-29 17:35:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I hear or read something that amuses me, I just enjoy the moment. And not bother with whether or not it is true. That will spoil the fun. I'd rather have someone pull my leg and be thankful for the chuckle.
2007-08-30 00:34:39 · answer #5 · answered by boyplakwatsa.com 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Confucious say, Man who argue with wife all day, get no piece at night. (wink)
2007-08-29 10:59:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That definitely is a "Confucious says" kind of stuff, coming from inebriated jongbong. His wit never fails to amaze me...would you believe his best foot is the middle one??? Hahaha...now my mind is going elsewhere and it's only 10AM.
2007-08-29 11:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by Inday 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
maybe Jongbong is the Confucious here in YAP.
hahahaha
EDIT: according to my research all of these Confucious Say are just online jokes... http://www.markthispot.com/jokes/chinese.htm
2007-08-29 07:16:13 · answer #8 · answered by Rode|ette ۩ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. It was a made-up answer by Jongbong to my question. What did Confucius know about an upright organ? Jongbong and his..zzz...beer...zzz...he's pulling your leg alright.
2007-08-29 07:42:27 · answer #9 · answered by annabelle p 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was a confused Confuscius. It must have been a miracle to have a grand piano and organ in his time too.
2007-08-29 07:36:44 · answer #10 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm sure he did coz Confu was a very wise man.
2007-08-29 07:45:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋