Philippines

2007-09-03 14:08:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-03 12:41:04 · 13 answers · asked by sweetwater 7

Dave came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white Robe. "Who the hell are you?" demanded Dave, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

The mysterious man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter."

Dave was stunned "You mean I'm dead!?!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family . . . you've got to send me back straight away."

St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Dave was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day
here?"

"It's not so bad" replies Dave, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode."

"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"

"Never!" replies Dave.

"Well just relax and let it happen

So he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him. . . . . . . Ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting...

2007-09-02 20:00:03 · 25 answers · asked by PC 7

2007-09-02 15:26:21 · 24 answers · asked by boyplakwatsa.com 7

Where did you ride it from, and where were you going?

2007-09-02 15:22:47 · 7 answers · asked by boyplakwatsa.com 7

In the news, I found out that the good Cardinal has publicly spoken against the resumption of the Hello Garci hearings in the Senate.

2007-09-02 15:21:01 · 4 answers · asked by boyplakwatsa.com 7

My Tagaytay neighbor and I met each other for the first time yesterday. Had hot tea in his place, and later on cold C2 in mine. And had a good time talking about life, YAP, and the trolls. Of course we said we should get together again sometime. After all, we found out on YAP that we lived 15 minutes away from each other.

2007-09-02 15:17:28 · 12 answers · asked by boyplakwatsa.com 7

Are the UST exams really hard? I'm taking the exam in about a month from now and I am pretty nervous. Other than that, is there a way for me to see the UST uniforms online?

2007-09-02 14:14:15 · 5 answers · asked by Angelica D 1

Did your teachers taught you about the Black slavery in High School or College thoroughly, or they just skimmed over it and move on?

Because meeting a lot of Filipino families here in the US majority of them have really NO idea how serious the black slavery was. Even the Jewish Massacre.

** My husband is black and he is very patient when we are being discrimanated because of his skin color, and how ignorant some people are.

2007-09-02 06:26:17 · 20 answers · asked by Binibini 5

2007-09-02 03:50:21 · 25 answers · asked by siopaO 5

2007-09-01 23:23:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-01 22:59:26 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-01 14:03:20 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

Suspended?????

2007-09-01 03:02:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-01 00:19:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-31 21:48:27 · 18 answers · asked by Sophiaaaaaaa 2

2007-08-31 16:23:32 · 15 answers · asked by roman 2

Or are they just remedial measures to buy time. In my case they work, while I figure out the best solution.

2007-08-31 15:56:40 · 8 answers · asked by sweetwater 7

2007-08-31 15:00:56 · 22 answers · asked by sweetwater 7

how can you squeeze answering here while working?? and what do you do for a living? lolz.

2007-08-31 15:00:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

The lord is my Shepherd
that's relationship

I shall not want
that's supply

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures
that's rest

He leadeth me beside the still water's
that's refreshment

He restoreth my soul
that's healing

He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness
that's guidance

For His name sake
that's purpose

Ye, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
that's testing

I will fear no evil
that's protection

For Thou art with me
that's faithfulness

Thy rod and Thy staff comfort me
that's discipline

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of my enemies
that's hope

Thou anointest my head with oil
that's consecration

My cup runneth over
that's abundance

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life
that's blessing

And I will dwell in the house of the Lord
that's security

FOREVER

2007-08-31 14:55:31 · 12 answers · asked by PC 7

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest:

Better to be safe than ---------------- punch a 5th grader.
Never underestimate the power of ----- termites.
It's always darkest before ------------- daylight savings time.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll -------- stink in the morning.
No news is ---------------------------- impossible.
Don't bite the hand that --------------- looks dirty.
Love all, trust ------------------------- me.
The pen is mightier than the ----------- pigs.
You can lead a horse to water but ----- how?
An idle mind is ------------------------ the best way to relax.
Happy the bride who ------------------ gets all the presents.
A penny saved is ---------------------- not much.
Two's company, three's --------------- the Musketeers.
Strike while the ----------------------- bug is close.
A miss is as good as a ----------------- Mr.
Children should be seen and not ------- spanked or grounded.
You get out of something what you ---- see pictured on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind, ------ get out of the way.
Don't put off till tomorrow what -------- you put on to go to bed.
Where there's smoke there's ----------- pollution.


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2007-08-31 14:06:53 · 13 answers · asked by PC 7

to the Philippines and by who?

2007-08-31 14:06:00 · 10 answers · asked by PC 7

2007-08-31 04:00:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://pepper.idge.net/slashdot/philipinos

I really find this discriminating. But it's also reality.

2007-08-30 21:55:26 · 17 answers · asked by jerriel 4

Three 3rd year college students of engineering, mathematics and physics were classmates in Math 307. They were standing around the college flagpole when an English professor wandered by. " What are you doing?", he asked.

"We need to know the height of the flagpole," answered one, " and we're discussing the formulas we might use to calculate it."

"Watch!" said the English professor. He pulled the pole from its fitting, laid it on the grass, borrowed a tape measure and said, " Exactly 24 feet." Then he replaced the pole and walked away.

"English professor!" sneered the math student, "We ask him for the height, and he gives us the length."

2007-08-30 21:00:20 · 10 answers · asked by junior 6

If so, how many are there approximately?

Which island(s) do they live mostly?

2007-08-30 19:32:06 · 16 answers · asked by Techno 3

2007-08-30 19:04:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

i heard my first christmas carol this morning. is it time to be merry?

2007-08-30 12:12:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need some tips.. How can I apply for a job as Steward in Shangrila Hotel Manila, Manila Penninsula, Herritage Hotel or any five star hotel in Manila? Ty for helping me

2007-08-30 02:48:26 · 1 answers · asked by Mark Amory C 1