A Wallaby supporter, lets call him Bruce, dies and goes to heaven, proudly wearing his Australian rugby jersey.
St. Peter walks towards him, and seeing the jersey the man has on, says "Sorry mate, no Wallaby supporters are allowed in Heaven."
Shocked, Bruce replies "But I'm a good man! Just last week I gave $100 to abused children."
"Yeah, what else?" asks St. Peter.
"Well, two weeks ago, I gave $100 to people living in poverty.
"I see", says St. Peter "Is there anything more?"
"Yes" says Bruce eagerly, "I also gave $100 to animal welfare."
St. Peter says that he has to go have a word with the Big Guy to see what He says about letting Bruce into Heaven.
A few minutes later, he returns and says to Bruce "The Boss agrees with me. Here's your $300, now get lost!"
2006-08-13
21:33:48
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