1) You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English when speaking "Okay
merci kteer, yallah bye!", "HI kifak ca va ")
2) You call a night club "a Night" and Dunkin' Donuts "theDunkin'"
3) You won't drive anything that's not a Mercedes, BMW, or Hummer
4) You could always use another pair of sunglasses
5) You get plastic surgery at least once in your lifetime
6) You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out
7) You think u are better than everyone just bcuz you are Lebanese
8) You are so "class" while everyone else are "nawar"
9) You say you hate all Khaleejis but you'll go work in KSA Kuwait or Dubai in a heartbeat
10) Syrians are the butt of all jokes
11) Your family "owns" at least one Sri Lankan servant
12) You can't do anything in life unless u have a Wasta"
13) You have about 40 cousins
14) You have at least one relative named George,Ali, Elie,Ahmad,
Tony, Marc or Hussein
15) All your aunts want to hook you up with a guy/girl they know
2007-02-19
23:50:03
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13 answers
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Anonymous
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Lebanon