South African Minister of Health, Mantu Tshabalala, after groundbreaking research, has apparently found a cure for AIDS.
Dr.Tshabalala a.k.a. Dr. Beetroot, despite criticism from detractors like Zackie Achmat of the Treatment Action Campaign, has discovered that the same substance used to keep vampires away - garlic - is also a cure for AIDS.
If used in conjunction with lemons and beetroot - as well as general good nutrition - the medicinal effects are increased further, Dr. Tshabalala has found.
The use of garlic to ensure protection from vampires has long been an effective remedy for people living in certain Eastern European countries, but its medicinal benefits against the contraction of AIDS has not been known up until now.
Dr. Tshabalala attended the First Leningrad Medical Institute in the former Soviet Union between 1962 and 1969, which is possibly where her initial research into vampires began
However, her views on anti - retroviral antidotes were voted out in 2002
2006-09-11
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