This guy loved to play golf and hated missing a day on the links. He happened to win a free ocean cruise in a drawing at his country club. Even though he hated the idea of missing golf for 2 weeks, he went on the cruise. The cruise ship sank at sea, but the golfer was able to swim to a deserted island and survived for a year alone on the island. One day while fishing in the surf he saw a beautiful, buxom blonde walking toward him through the surf, wearing a skin tight wet suit.. He thought he was hallucinating. She walked up to him, unzipped a pocket, and said,as she pulled out a cigarette and lighter, "wanna smoke?"He said, "Yeah, I haven't had a smoke in a year."Then she unzipped another pocket and pulled out a flask and said, "Wanna drink?" He said, "Sure, I haven't had a drink in a year."Then she peeled off her wet suit, and stood there totally naked before him & said,"Wanna play around?" And the guy said," Oh my God, don't tell me you also brought along a set of clubs with you!"
2006-09-10
18:02:28
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