This guy loved to play golf and hated missing a day on the links. He happened to win a free ocean cruise in a drawing at his country club. Even though he hated the idea of missing golf for 2 weeks, he went on the cruise. The cruise ship sank at sea, but the golfer was able to swim to a deserted island and survived for a year alone on the island. One day while fishing in the surf he saw a beautiful, buxom blonde walking toward him through the surf, wearing a skin tight wet suit.. He thought he was hallucinating. She walked up to him, unzipped a pocket, and said,as she pulled out a cigarette and lighter, "wanna smoke?"He said, "Yeah, I haven't had a smoke in a year."Then she unzipped another pocket and pulled out a flask and said, "Wanna drink?" He said, "Sure, I haven't had a drink in a year."Then she peeled off her wet suit, and stood there totally naked before him & said,"Wanna play around?" And the guy said," Oh my God, don't tell me you also brought along a set of clubs with you!"
2006-09-10 18:02:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Golf
LOL Funny
2006-09-10 19:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by Doug 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great golf joke one i will be telling my mates about that one if you have any more can you please email them to ste_is_cool@hotmail.com
2006-09-13 05:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by bluenose123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golf is THAT addictive!!
2006-09-12 10:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that great I am telling that to my wife
2006-09-10 21:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋