English Football

In the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere, two cars both veer over the white line in the center of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither occupant is hurt. It is impossible to assess blame for the accident.

Both the drivers get out of their car. One was Sir Dave and the other was Faisal.Dave calls the police from his mobile phone and goes over to talk to Faisal.

It’s cold and damp, and both men are quite shaken up at the accident. Dave offers the Faisal a drink of strong brandy from his hip flask.

“Why, thank you,” the Faisal accepts. He takes a few swigs and hands it back to the Dave, who puts it away. “Aren’t you also going to have a drink?” Faisal asks.

“Yes. After the police get here.” replies Dave

2007-11-21 20:42:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-21 19:29:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

How about cricket-style central contracts for the core of the team? It turned the England cricket from a woeful team to a pretty good one.

2007-11-21 16:31:51 · 11 answers · asked by Phil McCracken 5

all that hard work by israel and we couldnt help ourselves.. i aint felt this low about england since the 70s..

2007-11-21 16:21:49 · 18 answers · asked by deano 3

I couldn't believe that England is out of Euro 2008. Thank for S.McClaren. At first the formation was wrong! He shouldn't played Crouch as a lone striker (How many games has he played for Liverpool this season) and Carson (Lack of experience) should be replaced by David James in goal!

He even refused to resign after the game! But according to football news that he will be sacked this morning.

I have not interest in watch the rest of the Euro 2008 matches.
PLease show your opinion.

2007-11-21 15:38:19 · 18 answers · asked by Emily1318 1

2007-11-21 15:29:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-21 14:56:08 · 1 answers · asked by pte 1

It was always on the cards after a dismal run of form but who is to blame?McClaren or the team or is it that they were just not good enough.

2007-11-21 14:22:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Lampard and Gerrard were AWOL tonight, whats that all about?

2007-11-21 12:54:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

we know England were sh*t tonight,but who do you think was the best player? the 1st person who agrees with me gets best answer,

2007-11-21 12:41:26 · 13 answers · asked by stokies 6

Is this the modern way of England? Or is Englands "modern" days over? Will England become a team like.... Scotland or Wales? Is Englands reputation of "one of the best teams in Europe" over?

2007-11-21 12:34:57 · 10 answers · asked by cue2cue2002 2

not the normall crew any manger in the world

2007-11-21 12:33:10 · 9 answers · asked by garry_sangster 3

most of us have to work several years to earn what some of them do on a weeks sick pay!!!!!!
It makes me feel sick,

2007-11-21 12:16:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-21 11:57:30 · 32 answers · asked by mangueric 3

I was hoping they'd lose, what ya going to do instead???

2007-11-21 11:56:16 · 10 answers · asked by Muzikman 5

2007-11-21 09:46:34 · 19 answers · asked by Tétine on the rocks 6

instead of moaning about England's performance? They played as well as Croatia let them!

2007-11-21 09:44:27 · 29 answers · asked by BigD 6

Croatia, you played a great game. MJ was wrong, you did win at Wembley!

Russia- Congratulations for qualifying. Who was the best player for England tonight? I think it was Peter Crouch and the rest were below average.

Thank You and who should i support in Euro now, Scotland are out too so i can't support them!

2007-11-21 09:15:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

wots the score
got what you deserved NOTHING

2007-11-21 09:03:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-21 08:38:27 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've been watching them stuffing bugs in their mouths on I'm a Celebrity!!

Someone tell me what happened!!!

Thank you

2007-11-21 08:31:49 · 19 answers · asked by Miz Boons 6

2007-11-21 08:17:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was watching England vs Croatia and after the hymn,Prince William shook hands with our players and then he did something and it looked like he was cleaning his hands!!!
I really couldn't believe...
What do you think of the game so far?

I think that Olić has been excellent and Eduardo too...
Bilić should bring Rakitić in!!!

2007-11-21 07:55:41 · 2 answers · asked by glad to help :) 6

as russia have just scored do you think that england will be knocked out? as a scotland fan i would like to know how you feel

2007-11-21 07:46:28 · 4 answers · asked by jcc_chazy 2

Well 2-0 down and did anyone not expect this?

Surely this diabolical performance prooves that McDoughnut didn't have what it took from the start. What is he doing playing Scott Carson this early on in his career? A game like this calls for an experienced pair of hands, not someone who hasn't played at the top level before.

Every young goalkeeper will make silly mistakes due to lack on experience. Putting him in goal for this match made the chances of him making his mistakes today even greater as he will be wanting to impress so much, his anxiety will overwelm him and he could make even more mistakes.

Don't get me wrong. I think he has the potential to be a great keeper, I just think that he was not ready for this game and with the game beeing so important, the mistakes he has made will be harder for him to get over and hinder him in his career development.

The blame for all of this rests with McDohnut and he should be sacked as soon as the final whistle goes.

2007-11-21 07:43:35 · 6 answers · asked by footynutguy 4

2007-11-21 05:54:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

MAYBE ZECCA CAN ANSWER


Liverpool starlet Robbie Threlfall helped loan side Hereford United complete another memorable FA Cup giant-killing with a 1-0 victory over Leeds United.

2007-11-21 05:04:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-21 01:01:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-21 00:23:37 · 33 answers · asked by Jason E 3

He struggled a bit last season and now when he's on a superb run of goals he gets injured. I know he's good but is he World Player of the Year material? if so, in how many years?

2007-11-20 23:35:17 · 7 answers · asked by Nanook~Maybe I need a longer Name?~ 6