Satan said, "eat and be like God knowing good and evil".
-I can't help but feel betrayed if I were Eve.
She trusted Satan out of curiosity and up-to-date mankind can't tell if God is God or Satan is God, or if God is Satan in the Bible.
Knowing good and evil, bullocks.
-I can't help but feel betrayed by God. She didn't die, Adam didn't die. Were they eternal, but God didn't say, "eat and thou shall not be eternal", did he? Either way, Adam and Eve got to live full lives like us.
-That implies two things. One, they didn't die so God is a liar, or God meant "they'd become mortal". That then implies that our lives on Earth are a punishment for Adam and Eve, "our parents" mistake.
Either way, I can't help but feel Eve murdered us all when she took the first bite. That murderous psychopathic whore.
-It's ok though, a glimpse of Hell is better than bad, it's good if you belong here.
Here's a joke: Eve the "L" is silent.
By the way we're all human, the "M" says so.
2007-12-23
12:11:28
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Exousia Skotos
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