I mean, he's just so melodramatic! He's such a curly black mustache, tie the girl to the train tracks, cackle gleefully, evil plotting villain! Such a caricature.
And hey, what better way to bring people into the "love" of God than to say "well, if you DON'T come to God, there's a big awful meanie waiting to claim your allegiance, and he'll get it whether you consent or not... and you should really be scared, because he's one nasty fellow, he is... he'll hurt you real bad, REAL bad... so come to God!"
Now God looks so much better! Of COURSE you'll wanna "go with God" after hearing about that Satan guy. After all, if you're not with God, you're against God ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_either_with_us,_or_against_us )... and you don't want to be AGAINST God... do you?
2007-03-12
08:19:13
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