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I'm not smart enough for Ubuntu Christian Edition either.

2007-03-12 08:29:24 · 18 answers · asked by The Church Lady 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Just buy any computer and baptise it in your bath tub!

2007-03-12 08:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by flywho 5 · 8 0

Be thankful that Bill Gates and Steve Jobs did the computer universally for believers and non-believers. You do not have to worry about being used by the devil it is you who can make a choice on evil deeds or good deeds, not them nor their computers. Besides, we have been using a lot of gadgets and inventions made by non-believers but they are not evil, they are part of the unversal mind that work for the benefits of mankind. Like a cutting tools for chicken or fish, it becomes evil only when you use it for killing someone.

2007-03-12 08:40:39 · answer #2 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 1 0

I didn't know that computers had religion. In general I thought they were sort of inanimate objects and didn't have to be blessed by holy water. Wouldn't the water sort of screw up the computer.
I guess you could just hang a cross on the computer and make it a believer.

2007-03-12 08:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by lochmessy 6 · 1 0

One designed by a born again Christian? Ask God to help you design some type of computer that would be totally Christian.

Or pray over your computer and anoint it. Proclaim Gods Word over it. I had to do that before, because members of my family kept getting pornography on it.

It would be wonderful if you could design a Christian computer that is porno/ virus free.

2007-03-12 08:33:06 · answer #4 · answered by t a m i l 6 · 0 1

Psalm 24:1 The earth is the LORD’s, and everything in it, the world, and all who live in it;

Sorry to say, your question is ridiculous. Do you care if the cows are Christian, who give you your milk or your hamburger? Do you drive a Christian car?

2007-03-12 08:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by pinkrose 3 · 0 1

Church Lady... I'm shocked and surprised at you! YOU know the answer to this question.... pray, and if god wants you to have a christian computer... one will come to you!

(if you have enough faith!) lol

2007-03-12 08:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Just because you buy one of their computers doesn't make you less christian.

2007-03-12 08:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by LittleItalianInMe 3 · 1 1

Computers don't have souls. How can they be Christians?

2007-03-12 08:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You could get a priest to bless your laptop. That's ironic considering it is usually choirboys who bless priests laptops !

2007-03-12 08:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 1 0

Its the KJV!!! it's the most high tech device of christianity..

2007-03-12 08:33:44 · answer #10 · answered by XX 6 · 0 0

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