I'm trying to follow a pattern of logic here: okay, I'm God, I create Adam and Eve, my most wonderful creation, to keep me company because I'm lonely and I want someone to share eternity with. I already created some angels, but they got cocky, and one of them got ESPECIALLY cocky, and I named him Satan, or the Devil. (I'm PERFECT, but I guess I screwed up, what can I say?!). I love Adam and Eve unconditionally, but I kicked them out of my lovely garden because they were tempted by Satan to eat some fruit that I forbid them to eat! I KNOW that they're not perfect, just like I knew the ANGELS weren't perfect, but I'm punishing them anyway! After all, I'm God, what're ya' gonna do?! But I'm STILL all loving, so I'm gonna send some of Adam and Eve's descendants to hell (a home for Satan--wow, aren't I generous to my enemy? It IS fire, but at least it's home!) for not following some rules that I wasn't very clear about anyway!! Are you getting this people? Good, cuz I don't!!
2006-08-26
12:36:28
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