I just thought about this. Are we sure that there are not metro-sexual agnostic atheist insurgents sent to the Christians to overthrow us from within ??Just think of it.First, a hottie cutie metro-sexual atheist boy woos us chrisitian girls into his lecherous clutches. Then by his pampering himself all day as we wait for him to drop us off at church...hes in there, kissing himself in the mirror for hours and calling out, " Ill be right there ! ". He thinks there is no God so he must be God and he kisses and adores himself sooo long in the mirror that she misses church. The offerings then go down and the churches are all in bankruptcy . Then she becomes addicted to soaps from all that waiting and then shes all backslidden and stuff. I mean isnt that scary ????? Watch out girls for hottie metro atheists!! Are you dating one now ? Go in his bathroom and check..if theres a Darwin book on the toilet and lips marks all over the mirror...run!!! Do any of you need a place to hide out ?
2006-08-26 12:18:36 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually I have my own 12-Step program called Narcissist Anonymous - every meeting is a speaker meeting in front of the mirror... so yes you were very accurate about that, but your too late
.... I am already working on getting together with a Christian girl - but I think she's still too insecure from all the attention I get from other women...
.... but as soon as she tries to "save me" she will indeed be in my lecherous clutches...ha, ha, ha!
... she's already addicted to soaps, and not just any soaps but Mexican soaps - you can't get more hardcore than that!
Yes, the insurgency is on and were not just singing it were bringing it! There is nothing you, nor the church can do about it... you will see the light... you will convert.. you will evolve!
Oh, and thanks for reminding me to hide my Darwin book.
2006-08-27 10:05:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gees. You could write a best seller romance novel with that one. I think you need to go back to church and find a nice young man in the donut line.
2006-08-26 19:30:24 · answer #2 · answered by mamatao 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the hell is a metro sexual agnostic/atheist insurgent? A horny kid in the city?
2006-08-26 19:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Such confusing thoughts. Ya little twit!
2006-08-26 19:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a crazy weird obsession with metrosexuals.
2006-08-26 19:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by ©2007 answers by missy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn...and I thought I'd wiped those lip-marks off, too.
;-)
2006-08-26 19:25:39 · answer #6 · answered by bobkgin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have WAY too much time on your hands...
2006-08-26 19:24:09 · answer #7 · answered by Jill&Justin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and who sends us athiests? we don't believe in anybody that could "send us"
2006-08-26 19:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by funaholic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋