I had a bad morning. I found out my account was overdrawn cause some pissant in Miss. has by bank card number, and I don't have enough gas to get home from work. But I left anyway, being the good little emplyee that I am. I get in my truck and see 400 fruit flies flying around in the back and something smells like a rotten trash can...great what can this be? I didn't have time to deal with it, so I left. Halfway through my neighborhood, I hear a hissing noise and the smell gets so potent I have to pull over and puke. I look back there(with a towel over my face) and there's an old gallon of orange juice leaking all over the place that a buddy of mine left back there one day. Apparently the acids in the juice got so potent that they started eating tiny holes in the jug. Awesome. Now it's going to stink for weeks. Anyway, so I take the jug and toss it on the ground till I can clean up the mess and figure out what to put it in. Meanwhile, this old redneck comes out of his house and starts
2006-09-11
03:46:12
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