Tell me the most wonderful conspiracy theory you can!?

Question

I love conspiracy theories- so, I shall reward the points to whoever tells me the most wonderful, interesting, spooky, scary or funny conspiracy theory. Either make them up, or one that is "true". I want to take the red pill- come on guys!!

Answer 1

ok. there is a cure for cancer and aids.think about how many pharmaceutical companies and doctors and possibly hospitals that would crumble because they would cure people.that's why there is no health care available to every american regardless of their income,it makes too much money the way it is now,keep people sick,keep docs and drug companies rich.and tell me this,where does all that money for cancer research,mda research,(that keeps jerry lewis rich?)aids research,all this money probably goes to drug makers,who make new drugs,not cures to keep the sick dependent on drugs and treatments,which that ensures more money to docs and hospitals,etc.if we put a man on the moon,put a rover on another planet,then I'm pretty sure a cure for certain diseases could be produced,keep in mind this is only my opinion but through observations through the years and having been a pharmacy technician,listening to insurance companies telling their policy holders what drugs they can and cant take because they(insurance companies) decide what to pay for and tell you what they think will work for you.insurance companies are only worried about staying in the black,no matter what the cost.bottom line,THERE IS NO MONEY IN A CURE.

Answer 2

there is an appalling but very convincing "documentary" called "Loose Change" which claims that a plane never flew into the pentagon, a B-52 bomber flew in the empire state without bring it down in 1945 ( 7 years before the B-52 was first tested), that the US govt blew up the WTC,that some of the 9/11 terrorists are still alive,and that more gold was kept and then stolen from under the WTC by the US govt than has ever actually been held in the whole of the US. - be warned it is very convincing but not very tasteful, and very easily discredited (see my Q&A's)

Answer 3

BT are in league with Israel and that is why your telephone numeric keypad is upside down compared with a calculator or a retail cash till.

NATO and Israel use cluster bombs but the first cluster bomb was used against a pretty English village during WW2 by the Nazis.

911 was the work of the BT board of directors who were scared of losing out after talks with AT&T in the late 1980s.

(I should also state that, as the inventor of the fast dial telephone, I have a vested interest.)

Answer 4

The internet is an alien invention... Blair and Bush are doing a deal with them... every child must have a computer, every child must be vaccinated against their parents will... where microchips will be implanted in their bodies, designed to be activated by computer programme, to afford control of everyone on earth, which will happen at a preset time, arranged many years ago inside Area 51, to coincide with Biblical predictions... which Blair and Bush, as zealots, seek to make happen in their lifetime:-)

A Christian with an open (and suspicious) mind;-)

Answer 5

No.1
All is not as it seems. When you look through a convex lens everything is rotated upside down and back to front, so why is it that everything we see through the convex lens in our eye is the right way up?

No. 2
Is it just me or does no one else think its rather a big coincidence that the moon is the same size as the sun (in the sky). whenever a total solar eclipse happens, the moon fills the sun with a disc EXACTLY the same size!

Answer 6

The Jams, Justified Ancients of Mu Mu.

Answer 7

I believe that aliens are actually time-travellers from the future. My theory is that humans will evolve into "aliens" as in, we wont need 5 fingers on each hand, and we wont need vocal chords as we will communicate telepathically, and we will be skinny as we wont need to eat to be nourished, there will be other sources available. (think of your stereotypical alien drawing). So in theory, these are just "us" travelling back in time to explore where they came from and how they evolved.

Is that mad or what?

Answer 8

Check out my 360...the duckies and I are planning to take over the world!

Answer 9

Area 51 are conducting human experiments. They are literaly growing babies for all sorts of weird tests. ( fact or fiction?) I would love your feedback on this one!!

Answer 10

How about if every suicidal person and every terminally ill person just took out ONE asshole in our dysfunctional government before they checked out?

Makes every death mean something - and hey, they're dying anyway!