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I would wait until the dog is asleep and then slowly and quietly creep away,pray he doesnt wake up before i get far enough away.

2006-09-11 03:50:22 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

33 answers

were u watching cujo recently?

2006-09-11 03:52:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I take it the car has broken down? Oh dear, what a predicament!
Did you see the film where a similar thing happened? The dog was a St Bernard, you wouldn't want to argue with that!
I would hope my mobile was charged up and that I was somewhere where there was a signal. This would be a good way of getting help. Assuming either no power, no signal, or even more useless, left the mobile at home, I would ...... PANIC! Sound the horn frantically! How long does a rabid dog live before he becomes so ill he dies? PRAY! PANIC! SOUND HORN!
I would be hopeless!

2006-09-11 04:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0 0

Shoot the dog with the gun I have in the glove box, fill the car with petrol from the spare container I have in the boot, drive off and find the nearest pub for a beer even through I hate beer.

2006-09-11 04:00:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Drive away.

If I can't do that, open the windows just enough for air (but too small for the dog to get in the car). Ideally, I would open a window on the other side of the car so that the dog can't get to me and bite me.

2006-09-11 03:56:49 · answer #4 · answered by Asher S 4 · 0 0

Drive over the dog

2006-09-11 03:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Trapped in a car? As in theres a dog outside?
You never said the car didnt work. I'd drive my *** on outta there

2006-09-11 03:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by dj8t4 2 · 0 0

Well, I've probably got my cell phone, so I can crack my windows for ventilation and then dial directory assistance for the local Animal Control shelter. And then, since I can only assume this car is non-functional for me, call someone to come get me.

Modern technology r0xx0rs. =)

2006-09-11 03:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by Katie S 4 · 0 0

Get in the trunk through back seat and get the tire iron ..Whack the dog in the head and take off

2006-09-11 03:53:08 · answer #8 · answered by dwh12345 5 · 0 0

I would offer the angry dog a glass of water. Whenever he/she cools down I would try to ask him/her about the direction. Finally I would say goodbye to him/her and promise him/her to make up for it some day.

2006-09-11 04:02:08 · answer #9 · answered by Amir D 2 · 0 0

throw a bottle of water over the dog, then try and leg it, and if he followed me i would attack him with a stick or whatever i could find, and maybe some more water because he obviously didnt get the message first time around

2006-09-11 03:57:56 · answer #10 · answered by greenday4ever 3 · 0 0

I would watch it die. It's scared of water so can't drink anything so would dehydrate to death; whereas I can enjoy the beer that I have in my cooler under the seat. Either that or run the damned thing over!

mwahahaha!!

2006-09-11 04:00:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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