I had a bad morning. I found out my account was overdrawn cause some pissant in Miss. has by bank card number, and I don't have enough gas to get home from work. But I left anyway, being the good little emplyee that I am. I get in my truck and see 400 fruit flies flying around in the back and something smells like a rotten trash can...great what can this be? I didn't have time to deal with it, so I left. Halfway through my neighborhood, I hear a hissing noise and the smell gets so potent I have to pull over and puke. I look back there(with a towel over my face) and there's an old gallon of orange juice leaking all over the place that a buddy of mine left back there one day. Apparently the acids in the juice got so potent that they started eating tiny holes in the jug. Awesome. Now it's going to stink for weeks. Anyway, so I take the jug and toss it on the ground till I can clean up the mess and figure out what to put it in. Meanwhile, this old redneck comes out of his house and starts
2006-09-11 03:46:12 · 10 answers · asked by Rockstar 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
yelling at me for dumping all the trash on the ground. There was all kinds of stuff out there. All he saw was me setting the juice down. ANyway so I start nicely telling him that it was only the juice, and the other stuff was already there, when he flips out and starts threatening me. What the Hell??? I start yelling back and he says "You're about to get hurt boy..." to which I replied, "Alright old man, bring it." And he started towards me. So I charged towards him and tackled him and tried to hold him down, but he punched me, so I started punching back. Meanwhile his wife calls the police and they get out there and almost arrest ME. What did I do wrong? I was planning on cleaning up the juice.
2006-09-11 03:46:24 · update #1
You were on his property, so you were trespassing, which is why the police automatically assumed you were the problem. I would have just gotten in my car and left when he started acting ignorant. Sorry about the lousy luck.
2006-09-11 03:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Call the bank to take care of the card issue.
2) Borrow money from some friends (not the guy who left the juice) to clean the truck and get fuel.
Good luck to you.
2006-09-11 03:54:38 · answer #2 · answered by Asher S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good morning for u.... I hope you have a better day.. You should stand in a crowded place and ask for money... It might work..Tell your friends not to leave stuff lying around. Why would you give someone your account number?? Or they stole it...
Good luck you'll need it.
2006-09-11 03:54:48 · answer #3 · answered by Roxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As soon as the guy started yelling at me about all the garbage, i would have left the juice and took off. Honked and flipped him off as i i left.
2006-09-11 03:54:23 · answer #4 · answered by Angela L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! I thought I was having a bad day. You probably shoud have waited for him to hit you first. Other than that not much you could do.
2006-09-11 03:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by sassssy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd just leave it at that. Tell the cops the same story and I dont see how you could get any grief for that.
2006-09-11 03:52:58 · answer #6 · answered by skybound767 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a beer and and make the world go away.
2006-09-11 03:53:39 · answer #7 · answered by CiCI 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what a morning!
I never strike first - I let the other sucker take a swing at me then it's self-defense :)
2006-09-11 03:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I thought my day was bad!
2006-09-11 03:54:49 · answer #9 · answered by honey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn bro, im sorry to hear that, i wish the best for you
2006-09-11 03:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by baseball_saenz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋