Cultures & Groups - 28 November 2007

Man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them herself!

2007-11-28 09:46:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

was it something they did in world war 1 ??????

2007-11-28 09:16:15 · 10 answers · asked by OKIIIII 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

So the other night my wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we’re laying in bed. I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her “Wanna have sex?”

“No.” She answered.

I said, “Is that your final answer?”

“Yes.” She replied.

So I said, “I’d like to phone a friend

2007-11-28 09:06:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Now that a lot of us are into winter what kinds of things are you planning, hoping to take part in? Skiing, skating, cross country skiing, snow mobiling, ice fishing, running out of the sauna to roll in the snow and then back into the sauna again? We used to do that with our hot tub - the kids and I, boy that kick starts your heart and gets it going real good.

2007-11-28 09:06:51 · 11 answers · asked by isotope2007 6 in Senior Citizens

please forgive me if i am not using the politically correct terminoligy.

2007-11-28 09:06:50 · 20 answers · asked by edawg2362 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-11-28 08:58:26 · 13 answers · asked by Chippy 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

meal delivered fresh for a smile? Wheels on Wheels is good for those who are shut-ins.
Do you have one in your community? A Meals-On-Wheels Program? Is it working well or do you need funding?

2007-11-28 08:50:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

This is more a question for straight men. I am gay, work in a kitchen with a definite male atmosphere. Everyone but me is straight. They all know that I'm gay. I've had no problems as far as anyone being homophobic. They're all friendly and I have socialized with them away from work only somewhat. I have no intentions of making a move on any of them as I want them to be my friend as much as I would be theirs. But sometimes, when I am out drinking with one of them or maybe at their house, some moments just seem awkward. As I said, I have no sexual intent. I could really use some feedback from straight guys who have gay friends. Obviously where no sex is involoved. I just want to better understand. Thanks for your time.

2007-11-28 08:43:44 · 6 answers · asked by Robert O 7 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I haven't masturbate before but i heard it has alot of vantages and it's very useful for body!
what's your sugestions?!
If your answer is possitive, plz tell me how i should do that!

2007-11-28 08:36:50 · 8 answers · asked by á?¦á?¦à®?Fa®~??? 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-11-28 08:33:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-11-28 08:31:38 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Iam Bi....but i aint come out the closet as yet....anywayz i told my friend dat iam bi and everything....and she told my friend...lol....but watever...but now iam scared she gonna tell everybody....how am i suppose to handle This..or wat to do....any advice best answer 10 points i promise

2007-11-28 08:16:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I get together with old friends and family that I haven't seen in years; some of them have passed on. We are always doing interesting things. Quite often I'm in my little old home town with them. The town is great, all kinds of things to do and see, which is totally different from it was in my youth and is today.

Maybe that's where we go afterwards, you know, just into our dreams. Or maybe my dreams are just trying to make things better than what they were.

2007-11-28 08:10:46 · 16 answers · asked by TRAF 4 in Senior Citizens

I don't nessicarley think boy's are ugly.But I think girls bodies are just born full of beauty.Like big boobs.Am I les?

2007-11-28 08:07:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

y doesnt n e 1 ask about seniour citezen questions in the senior citezen section??

2007-11-28 08:07:51 · 17 answers · asked by rivery 3 in Senior Citizens

I appreciate jokes. No problem with them. However, Seniors have a lot of life experiences, and wisdom to share, so why "not so funny jokes?" You can't tell me people stop thinking and reasoning after 65...?

2007-11-28 07:59:37 · 22 answers · asked by dasupr 4 in Senior Citizens

Or wish you were back in the daily workforce? Do you keep a daily schedule?

2007-11-28 07:56:38 · 18 answers · asked by Wandering In The Wilderness 4 in Senior Citizens

By a certain man on seniors site whom I have asked several times now to answer my question so I wont be violated for answering my own question? This "gentleman" isnt even answering my emails, and after I answered his concerning uh certain - clothing - I am feeling quite slighted. Is he too busy playing the field on Seniors? He IS apparently quite the ladies man from what I have heard and read --

If someone else can answer the trivia question so I can resolve it I would appreciate it - Sage bail me out seeing as you know who is too busy emailing other female members to respond to my requests - thanks

2007-11-28 07:50:50 · 15 answers · asked by isotope2007 6 in Senior Citizens

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarden students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still wouldn't go on. By the time she got the 2nd boot on she had worked up quite a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said they were on the wrong feet. She looked and sure enough they were on the wrong feet.It wasn't any easier pulling them off than putting them on either. She managed to keep her cool as they worked to get the boots back on the right. He then announced,"These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue rather than get in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted too. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill fitting boots off. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said. "they're my brothers boots. My Mom made me wear em."
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry but she mustered up what grace and courage she had

2007-11-28 07:47:32 · 16 answers · asked by Diana 7 in Senior Citizens

As Steve McQueen has made his appearance here on YA it brought to mind other heart throbs of days past.

Who were yours?

2007-11-28 07:46:06 · 26 answers · asked by Grace 5 in Senior Citizens

A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old *ss?"

"Your name never came up," she replied

2007-11-28 07:33:31 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Im a lesbian, but i dont really know how i can help her.

she bi, and she thinks she might be lesbian, and she wants me to ask her questions to see if shes a lesbian. i have no clue wat to ask, so wat kinda things should i ask?

2007-11-28 07:32:02 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leaped toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I just soiled myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not back then - just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"

2007-11-28 07:27:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

I have always been attracted to both genders, but I never really realized what that meant, so how do I go about telling my boyfriend?

2007-11-28 07:22:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

the homework section isn't really giving answers right now cause everyone is probably in school but just one quick question ,what comes first B.C. or A.D.?

its for history and i forget .

i know this is in the wrong sections and all but you guys are my peeps

2007-11-28 07:16:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I know my plumbing wouldn't work. Would it be easier for lesbians?

2007-11-28 07:14:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

The wife was on her deathbed, with her husband at her side.
She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest."
"But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, your best friend, and your father."
"Don't worry about it, sweetie," replied Hubby as he wiped the tears from wifey's cheek, "I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"

2007-11-28 07:14:22 · 16 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Senior Citizens

tv commercial you've ever seen...why ? (past and present commercials accepted).

2007-11-28 07:13:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-11-28 07:11:57 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Buzz off, ye'll no bring it back!"

2007-11-28 07:10:31 · 18 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Senior Citizens