A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Buzz off, ye'll no bring it back!"
2007-11-28 07:10:31 · 18 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Funny. Very funny. Took me a second to understand it, but I am sometimes to slow.
2007-11-28 07:13:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
That was more a Dundee accent than a Glasgow one PeeMee, maybe the bloke wasn't a born and bred Glaswegian! xx
2007-11-28 08:42:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee.
thats pretty funny XD
but If i were in that potision i'd let him be y'know? cause I was doing as project opf suicides and I got a book from the library and the lady's like "are u gonna commit suicide?" automatically thinking I will >_>
2007-11-28 07:19:32 · answer #3 · answered by mysty_twilight 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are sertain kinds of books and articles about suicide having read wich you will never be able to do it.
2007-11-28 07:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by usha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The accent was terrible.
The joke: 7 out of 10.
2007-11-28 07:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
There speaks a true Glaswegian.
2007-11-28 10:18:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It took me a moment too, I don'tr know if I was slow or it was worded funny. Anyway,LOL
2007-11-28 07:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by doxie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess that's kinda funny!
interested in the adverts on this one!
2007-11-28 07:14:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My kind of librarian, no one will pull a fasty on her (chuckle)
2007-11-28 08:42:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh no. She said that to the poor man. for shame.
2007-11-28 11:45:28 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋