The wife was on her deathbed, with her husband at her side.
She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest."
"But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, your best friend, and your father."
"Don't worry about it, sweetie," replied Hubby as he wiped the tears from wifey's cheek, "I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"
2007-11-28 07:14:22 · 16 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
ROFLMAO great one PeeMee, thanks
2007-11-28 07:23:52 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The sentiment brings a tear to the eye (chuckle)
2007-11-28 08:52:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My X... once asked me if I would feel better If I could hit him? Not a question he should have asked at that particular moment... that one came from left field, blacked both eyes and broke his nose! I have to admit.....
it did feel good!
My hand hurt like hell!
turned purple up to my elbow!
2007-11-28 07:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
yes 10/10 for that one
2007-11-28 07:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by qasarasara 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would say in his case revenge was very sweet indeed.
2007-11-28 12:10:48 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Parting (in this case) is such a sweet sorrow.
2007-11-28 07:19:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-11-28 07:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG Peemee you are in rare form today . that is so funny.
2007-11-28 12:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by Donna 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No revenge is not sweet because there is always karma.
2007-11-28 07:37:47 · answer #9 · answered by Spirit Dancer 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-11-28 07:30:32 · answer #10 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
good one have a star
2007-11-28 07:40:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋