A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old *ss?"
"Your name never came up," she replied
2007-11-28 07:33:31 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Thanks so much, I am sitting here lmbo, again thanks and a star for you!!!
2007-11-28 07:36:51 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no... yet whilst my grandma replaced into alive, she had silk sheets. Me and my older sister... (we've been youthful then, i replaced into approximately 6. Im 13 now) we used pull the covers and blankets off the mattress, then start up on the tip of the corridor, run down, into her room, and slide each of ways in the process her mattress, onto a pile of blankets and pillows!! lmao... it replaced into plenty exciting!
2016-09-30 06:44:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i have not jumped on the bed because i would probably fall off and hurt myself. I think that if an adult were to jump up and down on a bed would look really silly. I for one would not be caught doing that.
2007-11-28 07:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Gina S 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You joke surely, only 56.
2007-11-28 09:46:08 · answer #4 · answered by LIPPIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loving the laughs, fisherman! Keep it up!
2007-11-28 07:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by Wandering In The Wilderness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-11-28 07:36:20 · answer #6 · answered by Emanon 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is hiliarious ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I have to use that joke on someone or a old person that is 56 for that matter maybe they will find it just as I found it as funny.
2007-11-28 07:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by girl2shy29 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, Really nice one. Have a star.
2007-11-28 09:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by Roxy. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same thing happened here just the other day!!!
Only Kidding!!
ROFLMAO...
2007-11-28 07:42:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha, your name never came up, hahahahahaha, your a riot
2007-11-28 09:40:59 · answer #10 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a great one.
2007-11-28 07:37:24 · answer #11 · answered by Kelly M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋