A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
2006-12-28 07:46:00 · 9 answers · asked by Rain-- 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
2006-12-28 07:45:54 · 5 answers · asked by josh m 2 in Other - Holidays
If science and faith could finally mate and give birth to a brave new future, what would it smell like?
That was exactly the sort of question I never cared to answer when I was twenty four. When you're a young and enthusiastic sucker, confident that the world is yours to shake and reshape, you don't really stop to brood over such kooky stuff. Do you?
It was also, quite unfortunately, the sort of question whose answer I was doomed to find anyway.
So now, as I sit to write the whole thing down, hopping I'd have enough time to finish this task, I realize that true wisdom and a full understanding of life are not to be achieved by seeking them deliberately, but by having them unexpectedly thrown upon you if you were really unlucky.
It all started late on a balmy summer's evening, a few hours before the events that led to the destruction of the world began. I had just arrived at the city of Lundda. Word has it that if you hadn't been to Lundda you hadn't seen a thing--(cont.below)
2006-12-28 07:45:48 · 4 answers · asked by tkorayem3000 1 in Mythology & Folklore
2006-12-28 07:45:18 · 3 answers · asked by Kayo 1 in Languages
its speciall .
2006-12-28 07:44:09 · 14 answers · asked by Waad وعد 1 in Other - Holidays
was profound and life changing.
Example, I watched a DVD about the "Bait of Satan". It talked about offenses and how that can be a snare or a trap for Christians. How subtle the enemy is with offenses. Scripture says that a righteous man can never be offended yet offenses can be mingled into our lives. This was life changing for me.
2006-12-28 07:43:29 · 22 answers · asked by Jasmine 5 in Religion & Spirituality
I do and his name is Jesus.
2006-12-28 07:43:05 · 23 answers · asked by godsapostolic 3 in Religion & Spirituality
It just seems that if a woman perfers another woman sexually, why wouldn't she want her to look like a woman? If your going to date someone that looks like a man, it might as well have a penis.
2006-12-28 07:43:05 · 7 answers · asked by Daninpa 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
A. Believing you are righteous and therefore superior to everyone else?
B. Believing that God talks to you and provides you with all the information you need to know therefore making you smarter than anyone else?
C. Believing the Bible clearly tells you how to live your life so that you won't have to figure it out on your own?
D. Believing that good deeds won't get you into heaven only salvation so therefore you don't have to make any positive contributions to the world?
E. Believing that you will go to a glorious heaven after death so that you don't have to fear death or worry about what might happen to you after death?
F. All of the above?
2006-12-28 07:43:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
that was an "offical" member of the Klu Klux Klan
2006-12-28 07:42:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups
i like those things. the blue colored ones stick out real good.
what do you think of those?
2006-12-28 07:41:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas
I know it's wrong but I find people with stammers and people
with crossed eyes hilarious. I'm a delivery driver and one bloke
I deliverd to had both, what a nightmare, I felt awfull afterwards.
Am I a bad person
2006-12-28 07:41:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette
2006-12-28 07:40:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette
I am just wondering what the world thinks.
2006-12-28 07:40:08 · 19 answers · asked by mariejesusfreak6 1 in Other - Society & Culture
they electronic wires installed in every childs head and when turned on they can speak directly to you like they are Gods. And to turn it off you must give the DOGS a bone?
anyone agree?
also doctors are paid so much because they install the wires and when parents learn the truth, they come to hate the doctors, so their wages are hazzard pay?
any possibility this is true?
2006-12-28 07:40:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
Quote from a religionist: "We just dont believe science counts the years properly."
Throughout the Bible the word days is used in reference to years
and so is the word week.
Sometimes day refers to an unspecified amount of time.
Scientists count years using 365.25 24 hour days per year.
Who counts properly again?
2006-12-28 07:39:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2006-12-28 07:39:29 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
Using a standard academic scale (A, B, C, D, F).
2006-12-28 07:38:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture
Consider these lyrics: Before I sink, Into the big sleep, I want to hear... The scream of the butterfly.
In Morrisons time, we didnt yet know that Butterflys actually scream and that you can better hear this scream when your sleepy.
Furthermore, look at this:
What have they done to the earth?
What have they done to our fair sister?
Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her
Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn
And tied her with fences and dragged her down
All before global warming! How could he have known!
He must have been the final and last of the final prophets.
Peace be upon Prophet Morrison.
PS - Jim didnt own any slaves or marry and 9 yr olds or lead 26 battles or war or write a long book full of hatred and violence for unbelievers.
2006-12-28 07:38:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
Well, just to be fair and all...
2006-12-28 07:36:15 · 28 answers · asked by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 in Religion & Spirituality
anyone doing anything extrodinary? HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
2006-12-28 07:36:11 · 3 answers · asked by missey01_uk 3 in Other - Holidays
I'm trying to define the term that can be used when describing someone who isn't of "the masses". We tend to view "the masses" {rightly or wrongly} as the general populace, aka sheep. They don't think for themselves, and anything that is not of "the norm" is generally shunned. If anyone would have a good term, to describe someone who is "different" from the masses, either they are enlightened, or are recognized as having unique views that don't fit with the general populace, etc. Some who stands out "in the crowd", etc... Hope this makes sense.
2006-12-28 07:35:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups
It really freaks me out how in the past decade, the United States have been getting closer to a theocracy. It is a country where you can only get elected as senator or president if you go to church. It is a country that has never had an Atheist representative. If you look at it, USA is goint through a similar process to Iran. The United States have the biggest amount of weapons of mass destruction in the world and is getting very ethnocentric while Iran is already ethnocentric and is trying to get weapons of mass destruction. There are christian fundamentalists that even think you are a bad person or that you are not god enough just because you are not american. I don't know, as a non-american, it freaks me out.
2006-12-28 07:34:59 · 19 answers · asked by webdude137 1 in Religion & Spirituality
Why would you condem those that do not believe like you do? Because your "GOOD BOOK" tells you they are? Too bad you have accepted to prejudice your fellow human and MANKIND!
2006-12-28 07:34:34 · 23 answers · asked by YippyYahQQ 1 in Religion & Spirituality
The word alone is too scary. Why not 'Believers of the Truth' the name change alone would increase their congregation by thousands don't you agree?
2006-12-28 07:34:27 · 18 answers · asked by . 1 in Religion & Spirituality
2006-12-28 07:33:39 · 25 answers · asked by Robert 1 in Other - Holidays
god created the earth 6000 year before ? any christians?
2006-12-28 07:32:26 · 12 answers · asked by tell me about Darwin 2 in Religion & Spirituality
Actually don't believe in God or practice Christianity. And if you do are you actually living your life right. Just a little survey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2006-12-28 07:32:14 · 13 answers · asked by oohLa 3 in Religion & Spirituality
where's the best place to buy books about male to female transsexualism &/or male to female transsexual autobiographies online? (other than e-bay or amazon)
2006-12-28 07:31:50 · 3 answers · asked by HCRSS-G 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Speculate please.
2006-12-28 07:31:28 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
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