Society & Culture - 12 September 2006

Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice txts! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

2006-09-12 07:54:48 · 16 answers · asked by Bob 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Like in Michael X's question:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ahj6NwNmrW5ZXMGrc2vAi9vzy6IX?qid=20060912114829AAMjQ1d

all of these answers,
all stated with 100% certainty,
and most of them completely contradicting the next.


you guys just make it up as you go along, don't you?

2006-09-12 07:53:44 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Are you moral if you only follow a moral code out of fear of punishment and looking for some sort of eternal reward? Can this truly be called moral behaviour?

2006-09-12 07:53:38 · 8 answers · asked by Om 5 in Religion & Spirituality

If you are praying to Mary or to any of the other so called “Saints” yours is not the kingdom of God. Repent and believe in the one true God.

2006-09-12 07:53:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i thot maybe it was psycological and i enjoy seeing men get degraded

2006-09-12 07:53:22 · 23 answers · asked by Bella depp 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I was hoping somone who speaks irish can translate this for me: An feider liom twt mise mar gheall ar conas ata an slaighdan. ar dfag 2 ostan agus eitilean details, beg am ailainn agat

2006-09-12 07:52:38 · 3 answers · asked by chris_midlands_20 1 in Languages

Darker whites with olive and tan skin with darker hair and eyes are better than lighter ones. We have more culture are more lively and are not weak and pink. We rule and have had many civilizations. We also are not politically correct all the time too. DARK WHITE POWER
PINK PEOPLE BOW DOWN

2006-09-12 07:52:26 · 15 answers · asked by SICILIAPALESTINA 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-09-12 07:52:15 · 8 answers · asked by a9ndutzuu 1 in Religion & Spirituality

In konglish please!

2006-09-12 07:51:48 · 0 answers · asked by Elizabeth 2 in Languages

2006-09-12 07:50:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Genesis 2:17: But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
Genesis 5:5: And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.
Adam lived for 930 years after he ate the fruit. GOD LIED! I wouldn't mind living for so long!

2006-09-12 07:48:29 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

please don't discuss the attitude thing here; discuss reality

thanks

2006-09-12 07:47:40 · 16 answers · asked by Fuzzy_lop 1 in Mythology & Folklore

Every athiest I've ever met has adhered to (their own) strict moral code.

If you're an athiest with no threat of punishment or no reward to look forward to, what is your reason?

2006-09-12 07:47:11 · 40 answers · asked by Salami and Orange Juice 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Does our need to express our opinions against such questions and those who ask them negate the level of self service in doing so, since we get points by answering them, or are does it not? Would it be better to just report but otherwise ignore them?

2006-09-12 07:46:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

hey there, I didn't want to send this but I really felt bad abt myself...I applied for many interviews to get a good job..but it seemed like I was really stupid when I answered questions, I was prolly nervous so it turned out bad and I lost these opportunities..then I got a job but it's salary is not that good and it's very far away from where i live..what's my problem?? did I ever make a sin to deserve that???

2006-09-12 07:45:39 · 24 answers · asked by what goes around comes around 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-12 07:45:22 · 12 answers · asked by 20qworth 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

my co-worker at work, always mention "...oh thank you Jesus". how about Thank you God instead? the one who created you and created every living beings, the one who created Jesus inside his mother womb, the one who sent jesus to you?
this is the God you should worship alone, and the one that u truly have to thanks alot.

2006-09-12 07:44:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm ready to go to now!!!

2006-09-12 07:43:56 · 19 answers · asked by 2BaD4u 4 in Religion & Spirituality

And what makes them so charming?

I would have to say it is my mamaw. I've never heard her raise her voice, she always remembers birthdays, anniversaries, and can tell you who every body is in a picture that is 90 years old.....she does all she can to help, and I guess the best way to describe her would be that she is a "southern belle" except cut out the cheesiness.

2006-09-12 07:43:38 · 3 answers · asked by Led*Zep*Babe 5 in Other - Society & Culture

I am outta this country soon and not a moment too soon.....born here, but you arent allowed to be British for fear of offending people.. FOOK OFF OUR LIL ISLAND AND LET US BE BRITISH AND PROUD!!

2006-09-12 07:43:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I have used a couple times and i find that it calms more than harms and i was wondering if anyone has been hurt by themselves or others who smoked pot.

2006-09-12 07:43:01 · 7 answers · asked by peanut 2 in Other - Society & Culture

1) If it is OK to have a black history month, is it OK to have white history month? Would that be racist?

2) If it is OK to have a United ***** College FUND, is it OK to have a United Caucasion College Fund? Would that be racist?

3)If Spike Lee wanted to make a movie about MLK, and George Clooney showed up for the main roll, he would not get the part because he is white. Is that racist?

4)So many African Americans complain about racism, but has anyone stopped and asked WHY....I mean REALLY why this is the case?

5)If I started White Pride Day, would I be racist? Yes? But why? Black's have Black Pride Day.

6)If black's 'march for rights' its OK, but if we had a white march for rights, would that be racist. Right?

7) Black's constantly complain about violence against them by white's...so why is the gheto (all black) the most dangerous place to live in a city? Sounds like a martyr to me.

I'm not a fan of blacks, not because of their skin, but because of their whining.

2006-09-12 07:42:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Just as an example--I've battled my belly all my life, and get so, so, so jealous of my wife's narrow little waist and awesome abs, even though I love them (and her!)

Does this kind of thing happen to anyone else? If so, how do you deal with it?

2006-09-12 07:42:53 · 12 answers · asked by GreenEyedLilo 7 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-09-12 07:42:41 · 9 answers · asked by God Is Love 5 in Religion & Spirituality

If we did, would there be less hang ups about it? It seems there are so many other things that better qualify as "Making Love".

2006-09-12 07:42:34 · 18 answers · asked by butnozzle 2 in Other - Society & Culture

Said in Human love and Hope .=Greetings Muslim brothers and sisters ,Face your self in the mirror, and look what the words of your Koran are doing to your spiritual foundations,The words must come from some ware in side your Koran, that corrupt a man to believe that murder is in fact a blessed and called for act, an act that gives great reward in the next life.The Koran needs the corner stone, the blessing of Jesus Christ, the seed of Gods chosen Son and saviour. planted in to its writings. Ye To HEAL the broken spirit of Ishmael,to correct the broken writings of your beautiful Koran . To heal the relations between half brothers, lsaac and lshmael---( Jew and Muslim ) Yes, this is the way of the future .God is calling hummanity unto Himself through His Son.

2006-09-12 07:41:59 · 4 answers · asked by David S 2 in Religion & Spirituality

What does everybody think of that? I am so happy for Paris & Rory. Yeah!

2006-09-12 07:41:18 · 11 answers · asked by snowy dragon 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Americans? Why do they change things just to be different, it's just akward, like this; why did they change the order of a short date, the rest of the wolrd uses Day/Month/Year but they use Month/Day/Year, why now short dates cannot be used because the idiots made an alternative, day is shortest, then month then year.

Why do they say Math? Its Maths (Mathematics) and so much other words, you hear so much about how they were "brave" fighting in Vietnam, but nothing about how they got their arses kicked, lol, and everyone knows how fat and enoying they are, but why, whats with the obsesion with food and being different, its just akward, they only like the games they made - like american football, a fake game where they wear huuuge shoulder pads and throw a rugby ball around, rugby players are much tougher, and everyone knows that Football is the best sport, we actually use our feet but you still call it soccer, its played all around the world, unlike american football who else is sick

2006-09-12 07:39:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

We used to spend hours on the phone and went places together but our situations changed a little I had to have 9 surgeries and am just now - after being bedridden for 3 years - getting back to my life again. In all that time she never sent me a card or called. She inherited a bunch of money and I think she has decided I'm not good enough for her. (We are not kids, we both have adult children) Her parents were alchoholics and she had a poverty ridden childhood and was pretty much the neighborhood loser,So I think her new money is making her into a big shot for the first time in her life. but I was her friend when she was the loser,and I was the one with the big reputation and the money,so what happened.?Can (adult) people be so shallow. We were very close for almost 20 years.

2006-09-12 07:39:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

What are your views on Stigmata? Is it truly a sign from God and a blessing? Is it all just a hoax to con people out of money or to convert?

2006-09-12 07:39:00 · 12 answers · asked by Nelly 4 in Mythology & Folklore