Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.
They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.
The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice txts! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"
2006-09-12 07:54:48 · 16 answers · asked by Bob 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
have heard a version of before but the nuns were in the bath! still makes me laff tho! bob, youre a real cool builder xx
2006-09-12 11:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steve Irwin gets stopped at the pearly gates and St Peter says you have a good suntan for an australian, steve Irwin replies i caught a few rays on the way up...
2006-09-12 07:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by Laughing Boy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two nuns in the bath and one says 'where's the soap?' and the other says 'yes it does doesn't it.'
2006-09-12 11:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by ManoGod 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Told with different flourishes on the Vicar of Dibley *years* ago....I guess you only quote from the best.
2006-09-12 08:14:00 · answer #4 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vicar of dibbles joke innit
2006-09-12 09:19:14 · answer #5 · answered by : 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
Obviously 1 person did not find it funny though. I wonder.
2006-09-12 07:58:59 · answer #6 · answered by Peakey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Har-dee-har-har!!
2006-09-12 08:01:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one not funny
2006-09-12 09:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before, and it's STILL funny!
2006-09-12 07:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by Joeygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!! Made me laugh anyway!! Know any more?!
2006-09-12 09:16:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋