I've never been to South Dakota. But at least I've seen pictures of it. I know the Lakota Indians live there. I know the Black Hills are there. I know Mt. Rushmore is there. I know there is a biker rally there ever year.
I've never seen a picture of heaven. No one can tell me what goes on there. I have no idea if it has any culture whatsoever. For all I know it looks like Camden, NJ.
Why would I want to go to heaven then? The only description of it I get is "Well, god will be there and you'll be filled with his love." What if I get there and he has bad breath and body odor and his voice is really annoying? Then I have to hang around with him loving me for all eternity?
Could you at least lie to me and make heaven seem more appealing? Right now if I had a choice, go see heaven or go see South Dakota, I'm going with South Dakota.
2006-07-20
06:07:29
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