Hi guys, maybe girls,
I'll come to the point.
A friend said the best feeling in the world was making love to an Ostrich., better even than sheep. So i tried it, By pure chance, I happen to have a female one in the back garden..
He said i should wait till it pops its head in the ground. Creep up and mount it.. I followed his details exactly.. Heres where it got tricky.
As soon as i mounted it, it pulled its head out of the ground, looked at me and decided to run off, well i held on for dear life as you can imagine.. We completed about 45 laps of the garden, and ive got a big, big garden and then i got out of step with the F**cking thing...Now my suits ripped to pieces and my legs are cut and bruised. Can anyone tell me where im going wrong here.. I dont want it to happen again
2006-12-06
07:04:05
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