Who here knows that squirells are the overlords of the earth?

Question

i no they are evil i am part squirell, yes i am, i no shocking, thay rule nthe world and anyone that claims tro be the squirell king is lying unless they can awnser the questions correctrly. The one who awnsers the most correct questions wins.




1. the name of the jewel squirrels keep in the forbiden v=city is named what?

2. Whatr animals did trhe squirells ride on during the war of 567 against the alligators?

3. how is the squirell goverment divided?

4.What is the biggest form of squirrel?


5. when you see a dead squirel the truth is that it is just a _____?

6. how many times smarter are baby squirells than humans?

Answer 1

1. the name of the jewel squirrels keep in the forbidden v=city is named what?

The acornias crystal of doom

2. What animals did the squirrels ride on during the war of 567 against the alligators?

Box turtles and penguins (back when they could fly)

3. how is the squirrel government divided?

Between two branches (no pun intended)

4.What is the biggest form of squirrel?

The meglasquirrel, consumer of the damned

5. when you see a dead squirrel the truth is that it is just a _____?

Decoy, squirrels don't die. They put those there to trick us into thinking that they are mortal like the rest of us.

6. how many times smarter are baby squirrels than humans?

Trick question! Baby squirrels are born with the same mental capacity of an adult human.

Answer 2

ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!! I've been saying this for years, but no one ever believes me!!! SQUIRRELS ARE THE DEVIL'S OVEN MITTS!!!!!

1 - This is a trick question. In fact, the squirrels buried the jewel known as The Heart of Sciuris, but none of them remembers exactly where they buried it.

2 - Ah ha!! Another trick question! There were actually three batallions of mounted squirrels that saw active duty during that conflict. Redstripe's Rangers were mounted on feral cats; The Black Legion rode to war astride the mighty Thalkaran thunderers, extinct relatives of the okapi; and the infamous Chitterling Light Brigade destroyed the soak of the Archosian might with their well-trained battle poodles. There were also several Chipmunk irregulars mounted on Andean condors, but they were never seen again after take-off.

3 - There are fifteen branches to the byzantine squirrel electorate, representing the ground-borne, tree-borne and ronin segments of squirrel society. Each branch is subdivided into four to five satrapies governed by an elder council. The councils each report to an elected legislative assembly, the members of which are drawn at random from squirrel society, much like jury duty. The leader of each elected assembly (known as the Protokine - chosen at random from the legislature on a daily basis) and the eldest member of each council (known as the Antikine) each also possess a seat on the advisory council of the Squirrel King. The Squirrel King rarely sits with his council, as they are all a right bunch of nutters.

4 - The biggest form of squirrel is the Allsquirrel, or Provider of Nuts. The Allsquirrel is said to be taller than the tallest squid and heavier than the heaviest cookie.

5 - "good thing"

6 - Another trick question, because humans are not intelligent. Any number times zero is still zero. Measured in squirrel-terms, however, baby squirrels are approximately as smart as two hundred pine cones.

Answer 3

1. Emerald
2. Beavers
3. 4 levels, all of which are associated by class.
4. Sorvinian
5. Body double of a chipmunk that "got in the way".
6. 15%
I too am part squirrel. You are a true leader of the Torcanian squirrel leaque. Keep the movement going friend.

Answer 4

1. The Sacred Nut
2. Pigeons
3. Into the Buckteeth and the Bushtails, with the Head Nutter as the leader
4. The Mandarin Squirrel, also known as the Yeti
5. Decoy, really he's going to kill you once you walk past
6. More times than the human brain can comprehend

Answer 5

It is a little known fact that Squirrels are direct decendents of Otterhawks, the flying, swimming, fish eating predicessors of otters, the red tail hawk and the flying squirrel. Because of their hardy background all three continue to thrive to this day and will for many years to come. Unfortunately the Otterhawk (the body, head, front feet and teeth of the otter, wings and talons - rear feet- of the hawk and the tail shaped like that of a hawk, but made of fur like the otter) was highly prized for it's uniqueness and fur like feathers and was hunted to extinction.

Answer 6

Man, get a life. I hate creepy people who say that squirrels, penguins, and other animals are the supreme rulers and crud. It's annoying as hell, especially when the people are dead serious.

Answer 7

I don't know the answers, but boy am I squirley.

Could I be part Squirel??

I hope so from what you say.

Answer 8

1. rainbow obsidian
2. raccoon
3. it is not divided...it is an oligarchy
4. giant squirrel, of course
5. prop to throw you off the fact that squirrels are omnipresent
6. 5xs

Answer 9

You should wait until the acid wears off before asking questions on here.

Answer 10

come on, who here doenst know that squirells rule, hail my squirell overlords!