Politics - 12 October 2006

While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him.

Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' good."

The Indian is shocked.

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian has a look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?"

Horse: "Good."

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Indian again.

Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."

The Indian stares in utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep is liar."

2006-10-12 14:51:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am NOT asking for reasons why you are against it only who is for it and if so which of their three goals are you most passionate about seeing improvement in and why?

2006-10-12 14:49:42 · 10 answers · asked by Jillian 2

Something about land and money and corruption. Does this have anything to do with Nancy Pelosi's alleged mortgage fraud dealings? anyone know?

2006-10-12 14:48:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 14:46:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A is for arithmetic, fuzzy math is what I'll say
Be sure to blame Bill Clinton, if trouble comes my way
C is for corruption, I know it's getting high
D is for Diebold, well, maybe DUI
E is for Economy benefiting just the rich
F is for Mike Foley who wants a page as b*tch
G is for Gitmo. You'll be in for quite a hurtin'
H for Cheney's company known as Halliburton
I is for Iraq, where we aren't winning
J is for my Jesus, who assures me I ain't sinning
K is for Karl Rove, if he does wrong I don't care
L is for bin Laden, I can't find him anywhere
M is for wasting money on a war that isn't real
N is for Korean nukes controlled by Kim Jong-Il
O is for the oil from Alaska's northern slope
P is for Val Plame, we outed her, the dope!
Q is when a question's hard and I don't know what it means
R is for my lame response to help out New Orleans
S is for the scandals like Hastert and Delay
T is for the taxes. Why should the wealthy pay?

2006-10-12 14:44:58 · 6 answers · asked by mark blows 1

2006-10-12 14:41:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Bush took a surplus and has pissed it off into a $250,000,000,000 DEFICIT.

911 happened on HIS watch.

His debt is now $8,500,000,000,000.

The GOP's had control of the White House, the Senate and Congress for over five years. Time to own up to your sh*t.

2006-10-12 14:40:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 14:39:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

All of the illegal immigrants in the US fight in Iraq? After 4 years in the service, they are then officially citizens.

2006-10-12 14:35:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 14:22:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 14:18:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

He said it again yesterday, if we leave Iraq now the terrorists are just going to follow us over here and continue the fight. What are they going to do charter a bunch of 747's and come on over?

2006-10-12 14:17:53 · 9 answers · asked by PARKERD 7

Why is it that everytime the Democrats lose in elections they blame the voting machines? I'm sure most of you have voted and its not exactly brain surgery.

They can't look at themselves and say why aren't people voting for me? Not the darn voting machine cheated me!

2006-10-12 14:05:16 · 16 answers · asked by John 3

2006-10-12 13:59:54 · 16 answers · asked by mhowery2003 2

2006-10-12 13:54:20 · 18 answers · asked by USA USA USA 1

2006-10-12 13:51:35 · 23 answers · asked by Ah Ha 4

http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1221.cfm

http://members.tripod.com/~rcjustice/pres.html

Clinton was in office in my growing up years, so this is all pretty shocking to see. Is it true?

2006-10-12 13:49:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 13:41:59 · 17 answers · asked by Ah Ha 4

You can give an approximate number.

What kind of fund raisers do the Libs hold for Hamas and Al Qaeda?

2006-10-12 13:39:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Wasn't it because they owe Communist China trillions of dollars with the Republican policies America is under with Bush?

2006-10-12 13:33:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

right after congress authroized it!!

http://www.alternet.org/rights/42458/

2006-10-12 13:31:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

a guy like him scares me to death, not man enough to answer questions straightforward.. he gives new meaning to "beating around the bush".....before the republicans bash me to death please allow me to say what i think about your man, ok?...i allow you your opinions....thank you very much...

2006-10-12 13:28:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why dont you Bush Tools go to google and type in "failure" and take a look at the first search result that comes up. Quite amusing. Go ahead and try to debate the consensus of the entire country...PLEASE

2006-10-12 13:23:58 · 19 answers · asked by stallion6539 2

will harry reid and william jefferson give to the dnc?

2006-10-12 13:23:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

A plane once again took off flew around New York and flew into a skyscraper. It was an accident, but once again it proves conservative are wasting money on security that dosen't work.
They will try to blame Bill Clinton for this one to.

2006-10-12 13:21:26 · 7 answers · asked by King Midas 6

2006-10-12 13:19:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 13:18:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 13:14:21 · 5 answers · asked by big-brother 3

And why is "reducing" the deficit to $250,000,000,000 considered
"good news?" Remember, Bush had a surplus when he took office.

2006-10-12 13:13:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061012/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_061008194040

2006-10-12 13:13:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous