A is for arithmetic, fuzzy math is what I'll say
Be sure to blame Bill Clinton, if trouble comes my way
C is for corruption, I know it's getting high
D is for Diebold, well, maybe DUI
E is for Economy benefiting just the rich
F is for Mike Foley who wants a page as b*tch
G is for Gitmo. You'll be in for quite a hurtin'
H for Cheney's company known as Halliburton
I is for Iraq, where we aren't winning
J is for my Jesus, who assures me I ain't sinning
K is for Karl Rove, if he does wrong I don't care
L is for bin Laden, I can't find him anywhere
M is for wasting money on a war that isn't real
N is for Korean nukes controlled by Kim Jong-Il
O is for the oil from Alaska's northern slope
P is for Val Plame, we outed her, the dope!
Q is when a question's hard and I don't know what it means
R is for my lame response to help out New Orleans
S is for the scandals like Hastert and Delay
T is for the taxes. Why should the wealthy pay?
2006-10-12 14:44:58 · 6 answers · asked by mark blows 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
U: Unconstitutional. This describes my actions
V is for my values, just right for right wing factions
W for wiretaps of anyone I want
X: more airport Xrays; Think I'll check out Condi's c*nt!
Y is for Your price of gas, getting close to rent
Z is for well, zero... my tolerance for dissent!
2006-10-12 14:45:12 · update #1
Will you pass it along if you like it?
2006-10-12 14:52:05 · update #2
yea i dont like it.all that is is a bunch of liberal pansy *** crap
2006-10-12 14:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Clever - well done. I'm trying to decide whether to send it along to some Republican friends first or to some Democrat friends first - at least they'll appreciate it since I know the Republicans won't.
2006-10-12 23:35:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful!
2006-10-12 21:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by notme 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like it much better than the original. Very creative.
2006-10-12 21:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by Trip S 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dude you have way too much time on your hands.
However, I still think its pretty funny.
2006-10-12 21:49:38 · answer #5 · answered by PARKERD 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Still a work of genius.
2006-10-12 21:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by dingdong 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋