While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him.
Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' good."
The Indian is shocked.
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian has a look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?"
Horse: "Good."
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Indian again.
Horse: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."
The Indian stares in utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep is liar."
2006-10-12 14:51:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Oh oh oh. I can see where that was going. Ouch!
GOOD stuff, though.
2006-10-12 15:20:01 · answer #1 · answered by Lawn Jockey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nicely done. Thx for the giggle!
Ol' Sasquatch Ü
2006-10-12 14:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha, Ha funny funny good joke, wish I had one to tell you but cannot think of one atthis time
2006-10-12 14:55:40 · answer #3 · answered by Gina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty good
2006-10-12 14:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-12 14:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-10-12 14:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-12 14:54:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great. thanks.
2006-10-12 15:00:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋