A young Scotsman called Hamish wanted to buy a Christmas
present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been
seeing each other for very long and she lived a
considerable distance away.
He consulted with his sister and decided after careful
consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves
would strike the right note, not too romantic
and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Jenners ladies dept and
they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality
leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of knickers
for herself at the same time.
Jenners had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant
mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and
Hamish got the knickers.
Good old Hamish sent off his gift wrapped present in a
parcel with the following letter:
Dear Morag, I chose these because I've noticed that you
are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If
it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the
long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
(which are easie
2007-11-24
11:19:10
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Simmo
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