The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?"
Tonto replied, "Face sticky."
2007-11-24 10:54:39 · 8 answers · asked by x Queen Bee x 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Ha ha ha welsh cake xxx
2007-11-24 11:08:33 · update #1
squealer2 lol nice one xx
2007-11-24 11:10:03 · update #2
Bee,this isn't isn't jokes and riddles y'know.I'm off to the pregnancy section now to find out if I'm pregnant or not.pmsl
Good one Bee.8/10.ha ha ha
2007-11-24 11:01:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Same pair riding along,suddenly tonto is full of arrows and he say kimo sabi,why me not you,lone ranger said,i wear arrow mist all day protection.Around the corner tonto say look bacon tree,no says lone ranger,its a ham bush
2007-11-24 11:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by Maurice Dancer 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dont think there is any stopping you
2007-11-24 11:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuk!
have a starxx
2007-11-24 11:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by Tequila.... 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
valuable lesson indeed.
2007-11-24 15:35:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christ sake have you not found a bloke yet? ok ok i'm on my way!
2007-11-24 11:00:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
brilliant!
2007-11-24 12:15:12 · answer #7 · answered by John Belushi (Dec'd) 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-11-24 10:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by Kev 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋