Hey Hey! I need to eat more fruit and vegetables and crap, because I have high b/p. But I get nervous when I eat a banana. I don't like it if dudes are around- I don't want 'em to see me eating a banana. How can I avoid being so nervous/self-conscious about eating a banana?
I think I get nervous because a banana is a phallic-shaped food (dood). I feel like a gay homosexual whenever this happens. I hate it when I see a dude eating a banana- it makes me cringe. But I like it when I see a girl eating a banana. You don't see that hardly ever any moe.
LOL- did you see that episode of THE SIMPSONS when Maude went to the concession stand, and just before she went, she told Ned "I know, don't get any footlong hotdogs, since they make you uncomfortable". LOL!
2006-07-13
07:53:30
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