Do you believe that beer is just good whiskey run through a horse?
Does "mixed drink" to you mean scotch AND ice?
Did you give up martinis because all that stupid vermouth kept messing up the gin?
Do you think of vodka as a breakfast drink?
Do you consider bourbon a food group?
Tequila: to kill ya or to cure ya?
Then belly up to the bar, folks. I want to know what's yer poison?
I'm a bourbon man myself, got a fondness for Jim Beam. I take it in double shot-fulls, thank you, with no need for ice. Why mess with perfection? Used to know a gal who liked Everclear and matches. She'd take a shot, light it up and swill it down flaming. She'd do 8 or 9 a night, said she liked the citrusy-charcoal flavour going down. We called her Asbestos Annie.
What about you? And none of those namby-pamby beer guzzling, wine-swilling, mixed-drink-froufrou-umbrella & fruit-drinkers, either. If its sweet, frothy, foamy, creamy, winey, or cute, keep it to yourself!
2006-09-03
16:26:06
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21 answers
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Vatican Lokey
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