So likeee, the other day i was totally happy and all, you know? But... My sister, OF COURSE HAD TO RUIN IT!!! AHHAHHHH. I woke up, it was nice and everything was going perfectly... THEN my sister decides to bring her friends over and play "destroy older sisters things" they bashed the walls open with bricks, broke my desk in half, and threw the "unpottytrained" dog into my room for 3 days. I couldnt walk in my room for weeks without dying of suffocation!!! So...I chose to take utter revenge!!! AHHHHAAAAHHAAA! My weak, vulnerable sister was outside reading her book in our 13 feet tall tree and i hacked it down with an electric chain saw. Of course she lived cuz she landed on our imbecile dog who peed for half an hour on her. My sister fainted from the stench and i told kids in the neighborhood she was an interactive pinata. My parents made my dog sleep outside in the swimming pool because they blamed it for this mess! I GET all the rewards!!! They'll never know what really occured!
2007-02-11
07:07:50
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