A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION...hahaha
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How
dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened. "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband began "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my commpassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll
2007-02-10
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