A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION...hahaha
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How
dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened. "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband began "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my commpassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll
2007-02-10 07:45:13 · 15 answers · asked by Hotel♥Heiress 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
ones you wouldn't eat because you're
> afraid you'll
> put on
>
> >>>weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
> Since she
> needed a
>
> >>>good clean up I suggested a shower, and while
> she was doing
> that I
>
> >>>noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
> so I threw
> them away.
2007-02-10 07:45:36 · update #1
>>>Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the
> designer jeans
> that you
>
> >>>have had for a few years, but don't use because
> you say they
> are too
>
> >>>tight.
>
> >>>I also gave her the underwear that was your
> anniversary
> present, which
>
> >>>you don't use because I don't have good taste. I
> found the
> sexy blouse
>
> >>>my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
> use just to
> annoy her,
>
> >>>and I also donated those boots you bought at the
> expensive
> boutique
>
> >>>and don't use because someone at work has a pair
> the same"
>
> >>>
>
> >>>The husband took a quick breath and continued -
> "She was so
> grateful
>
> >>>for my understanding and help and as I walked
> her to the door
> she
>
> >>>turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
> Please ... do
> you have
>
> >>>anything else that your wife doesn't use
> ??????????"
2007-02-10 07:45:58 · update #2
(I am debating whether to send this joke to a good and happy married couple I know who loves reading jokes. Should I?)
2007-02-10 07:46:42 · update #3
(Please read through all the way to the end cause that's where the punchline is...I know it's long but you'll not get it when you don't read it till to the end!)
2007-02-10 07:48:31 · update #4
To Fuzzy_Bare: Um, I think you could just cut and paste it from here as I don't know how to send it to your email address unless you give me your email first, thanks =)
2007-02-10 08:13:14 · update #5
LOL. give it a try my husband and both loved it.
2007-02-10 08:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a great joke, go ahead and send it!! If they're human with a sense of humor, they'll love it!! LOL
2007-02-10 09:24:36 · answer #2 · answered by pookieb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that joke before, and I think it is hilarious. I don't see a problem sending it to a married couple, they will likely geta laugh out of it.
2007-02-10 07:50:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaahhhh, Yeahhhh! humorous i wager! besides the undeniable fact that, i can no longer help basically aspect Umm...properly, uh... the sucking will be relaxing yet what occurs at the same time as the devil starts ingesting the penis...gained't that be fairly painful? So why grow to be the guy smiling???.
2016-12-04 00:20:09 · answer #4 · answered by minogue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your friends aren't too straight laced the joke should be fine.
2007-02-10 07:52:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a really good joke and i e mailed it to my husband (working in oregon) and my sister in law. thank you.
2007-02-10 07:59:04 · answer #6 · answered by lynnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny...lol... not that I condone cheating spouses but that's funny...lol
2007-02-10 07:56:39 · answer #7 · answered by AC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depending on their sense of humour, i say, go for it!
2007-02-10 09:57:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it...lol!
could ya send it to me?!
2007-02-10 07:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by Ŗεŋεε 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one for anybody
2007-02-10 07:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋