Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2007

If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?
If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Is there a Dr. Salt?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?

2007-12-05 07:29:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Or do anything else that a child likes to do? I do!!!! Its fun!!!

2007-12-05 07:29:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you are really,really wanting for Chrsitmas?

2007-12-05 07:28:45 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

2007-12-05 07:28:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

OK finals are almost over and I was trying to plan something for me and a few of my friends to do! They'll be two guys and three girls. Just a small group but I don't want the guys to be bored. We're all in college but HighSchoolers as well so yeah. Any ideas? i wanna do something the guys would like and they're all saying i don't care!! I need help we've already done like swim,volleyball,mall,and bored games at the park! Also what are some of guys favorite things to eat?

2007-12-05 07:27:53 · 11 answers · asked by Jessica W 1 in Polls & Surveys

It was back in the 80s when I last saw it. I think it was on the Disney channel, but it is about a boy who moved to a new town and he meets this girl who always dresses in black, and is supposedly a witch. Anyway there is a black cat, and a lake and the girl's grandma but I dont know what happened in the movie. I just know that I used to like it and would like to watch it... Please help!

2007-12-05 07:27:48 · 2 answers · asked by Elizabeth H 2 in Movies

.....I'm NOT talking celestial bodies. I'm talking about collecting stars on YA!

Is it like baseball or football cards at school? I just don't get it! Can anyone explain?

2007-12-05 07:27:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zvVmoLjW9q8


I want to party with these cowboys!

2007-12-05 07:27:19 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:27:11 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ON an interview,
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
umm...how am I supposed to know.
Do I look like a gypsy with a crystal ball?
I am unemployed do you think I can afford to call Psychic Friends?
I hate those questions. Pointless.

2007-12-05 07:27:06 · 18 answers · asked by CrazygirlDD 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why is the word abbreviate so long?
Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

2007-12-05 07:26:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Every night, after a hard day's work, I arrive home to a mailbox filled with bills and junk mail. Just ONCE The Nolte would like to find a romantic, handwritten love letter, instead of just another credit card bill containing pages and pages of charges racked up at Brandon's favorite "toy" store.

2007-12-05 07:25:54 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:25:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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.for being just a tad ' naughty ' ?

2007-12-05 07:25:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does she have a book coming out or something? Was she promoting anything at all?

2007-12-05 07:25:01 · 7 answers · asked by B to the Mac 2 in Celebrities

I only know MGM, Warner Brothers, and 20th Century Fox...... What's the other two biggest companies in the movie industry?

2007-12-05 07:24:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?
Why do we have hot water heaters?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why does bottled water have an expiration date?
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't superglue stick to its container?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

2007-12-05 07:24:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My first is in motive and also in moat
My seconds in novice but isn`t in note
My third is in genie but isn`t in grants
My fourth is in senior but isn`t in plants
My fifth is in murder and also in head
My sixths in reader and also in read
My sevenths in paper but isn`t in soft
My eighths in cafe and also in loft
My ninths in crumpet and also in toyed
The whole thing is something you`re best to avoid

2007-12-05 07:24:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Where are Preparations A through G?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
Who tows the tow trucks when they break down?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
Why are there never any artist's materials in a drawing room?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force?
Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Won't they all stop eventually?
Why do bars advertise live bands?
What does a dead band sound like?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

2007-12-05 07:24:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-05 07:23:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just curious.

2007-12-05 07:23:43 · 10 answers · asked by vajo 5 in Polls & Surveys

be honest! i won't care if u despise them.
i love them as long as they r well behaved.
i'm talking about like ages 1 to 6

2007-12-05 07:22:54 · 29 answers · asked by Abba 3 in Polls & Surveys

Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
What happened to the first 6 ups?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What is another word for thesaurus?
What is the speed of dark?
What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What's another word for synonym?
When people lose weight, where does it go?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?

2007-12-05 07:22:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

this is a techno song but i have no clue what its called

2007-12-05 07:22:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
If you put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will you go back in time?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
If you take a shower, where do you put it?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?
If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't hot water already hot?
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Shouldn't it be some things in moderation?

2007-12-05 07:21:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm bringing back Jimmy Cagney for me.


http://www.johngilmore.com/Celebrities/images/Jimmy-Babs.gif

2007-12-05 07:21:50 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tryin 2 make the new boyfriend jealous hehe i kno i am evil


but what songs are good to listen to if ur missing your ex?

2007-12-05 07:20:58 · 19 answers · asked by NAF SREWSNA OOHAY 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:20:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i want to download their best songs :) thats all ..i love wish you were here

2007-12-05 07:20:15 · 10 answers · asked by me 3 in Other - Music

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
If you bear a child, why do you have a cow?
If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?
If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

2007-12-05 07:20:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles