If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
If you bear a child, why do you have a cow?
If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?
If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?
2007-12-05 07:20:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-05 07:32:02 · update #1
yes
2007-12-05 07:24:59 · answer #1 · answered by Adriana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beacause the dirt comes off WITH the soap...leaving the scum.
2016-05-28 07:58:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm still waiting for the headline, "Psychic wins lottery, natually."
2007-12-05 07:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by Vangorn2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are these suppossed to be serious questions you want answered or are they just for haha purposes? cause i found them haha funny.
2007-12-05 07:23:42 · answer #4 · answered by just me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah yes, the wonderful antics of Stephen Wright...
2007-12-05 07:38:09 · answer #5 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you not duplicate these questions?! I'm fascinated!
Hmmmm.....I wonder?
How can I be fascinated but not faci"nine"ted?
2007-12-05 08:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More great food for thought!!!
2007-12-05 07:31:36 · answer #7 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋