Why is the word abbreviate so long?
Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
2007-12-05 07:26:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes
2007-12-05 07:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by Chief High Commander, UAN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is the word abbreviate so long? It describes something, it isn't that something.
Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape? So the tape is ejected by the time you get there.
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? It can go mouldy.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Again it describes something, it isn't that something.
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Because they prefer other flavoured foods.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? No, it would be called a fly. It just happens to not have wings.
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? The basics.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? No they get insurance for acts of nature.
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them? Drugs.
Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip? Possibly.
Do fish get cramps after eating? Why would they.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Nobody remembers infancy.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? No they take breaks, in which they may drink coffee.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? No IV stands for Intravenous, which basically means; injected directly into a vein. Whereas '4' does not mean this.
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? Because hell as a variant climate.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? Because he is a fag.
2007-12-05 15:38:42 · answer #2 · answered by anyv a 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
because hes a wimp
2007-12-05 15:31:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trick question. The answer is South-East Brazil.
2007-12-05 16:08:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved them all. Especially the one about the VCR! Clever! I still don't know the answer to some of them.............LMAO!
2007-12-05 16:10:56 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good I am gonna laugh when people try to answer this one.
2007-12-05 15:31:09 · answer #6 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! these were great and did get me to start thinking! hehehehehehehehehe
2007-12-05 16:11:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are greattttt. Thanks for sharing some real food for thought with us.
2007-12-05 15:29:33 · answer #8 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are gooders
2007-12-05 15:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by willywonker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋