If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?
If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Is there a Dr. Salt?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?
2007-12-05 07:29:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Breaking a mirror with a rabbits foot that a good one.
2007-12-05 07:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speaking of pencils, I heard this little tidbit on the radio this morning. 75% of all pencils are yellow. Back in the late 1800's, most pencils were imported from China, who produced superior amounts of lead (gee..go figure!). Anyways, the real humdinger of the story was the reasoning behind the color yellow. The Chinese connect the color yellow to royalty, and...power. So all pencils were painted yellow and labeled "China"..to impress countries of the world.
2016-05-28 07:59:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same reason the plural moose isn't meese.
We park in the driveway and drive in the parkway.
Why a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
2007-12-05 07:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
missiles are shaped that way for aerodynamics
they put the hair color they used to have
you get scared 3/4 to death ( half of a half is a quarter)
no, but his buddies are...
2007-12-05 08:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
An enigma of unanswerable questions.
2007-12-05 08:04:18 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it that when we ship things in boats, its called cargo, but if it's by car/truck, its called shipment?
2007-12-05 07:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by Chief High Commander, UAN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i just have to say one thing, ever imagined a world without ritorical questions
2007-12-05 08:15:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
2007-12-05 07:36:27 · answer #8 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No
2007-12-05 07:40:23 · answer #9 · answered by ha_mer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XP
2007-12-05 07:34:32 · answer #10 · answered by JustMe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋