Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2007

Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of
>>goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts
>>flipping through pictures and reminiscing.
>>
>>"This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now."
>>
>>The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."
>>
>>Mom says, "He's a martyr now."
>>
>>"Oh, so sad, my dear."
>>
>>Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He
>>would be 21."
>>
>>"Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."
>>
>>Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too."
>>
>>"Oh gracious me," says the second mother.
>>
>>"And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed.! He would be 18,"
>>Mom whispers.
>>
>>"Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first
>>started school".
>>
>>"He's a martyr also," Mom says, with tears in her eyes.
>>
>>After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
>>wistfully at the photos and says, "They blow up so fast, don't
>>they?"

2007-12-05 00:14:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Was Norm really drinking beer on the T.V. show Cheers?

2007-12-05 00:13:54 · 7 answers · asked by CARLOS G 2 in Comedy

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Do you risk being cold and wet to be stylish?

My daughter rather freeze or chance wet feet instead of wearing boots.

2007-12-05 00:13:49 · 20 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

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If You Had To Choose..??

Would You Save Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend

Or

Your Best Friend??

=D

2007-12-05 00:13:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Mom or Dad?

Who do you trust and confide with more comfortably??

2007-12-05 00:12:26 · 21 answers · asked by Gulab 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Here is something pretty cool........?

......n-joy life!!!! Dnt 4get 2 star..... Cheers!!!

Once Santa Singh sardarji was taking rest in a beach . . . An English man came 2 him and asked "Are u relaxing?"
Santa replied : "NO! I'm Santa singh" :) . . .
After sometime another English man came and asked "Are u relaxing?"
Santa replied :"NO! I'm Santa Singh" :) . . .
After that he got fed up when again a English man asked that ... so he left that place in anger . . . After leaving the place, while he was walking, he saw one Englishman sitting aside alone .. He went near him and asked the man "Are u relaxing?".
The Englishman replied "YES! I'm relaxing" . . .
SANTA GAVE HIM 2 SLAPS AND SAID "
All are searching for u there and u are sitting here alone! "

2007-12-05 00:10:53 · 22 answers · asked by World Vision 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you love to eat?

2007-12-05 00:10:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How happy are your feet?

2007-12-05 00:09:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever had crabs?

At a resteraunt

2007-12-05 00:08:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Willie Nelson...?

Now we know Willie has been in a few movies.
What's your favorite?

2007-12-05 00:01:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

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Does it just drive you crazy when you can't get on the internet?

I tried for 4 hours last night. Darn cable company!

2007-12-05 00:01:08 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you like being the center of attention?

2007-12-05 00:00:50 · 33 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you rather be liked or admired?

I know people that i really cant stand but whose intelligence and confidence i really admire.

Which would you rather have - likeability or admiration?

Please explain why.

2007-12-05 00:00:15 · 14 answers · asked by Chimera's Song 6 in Polls & Surveys

Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2007

are you perky almost every morning?

Do you like to sing karaoke?

What is the capital....?

are earth girls really easy?

Is it snowing where you are?

in ads for watches,most of the wathes show 10hrs,10mins.why?

Is your dog properly house trained?

Survey: Do you get angry when someone attacks your contacts?

what can take your breath away?

Why Do..........?

Why have you made your network and Q's and A's private?

POLL: Santa: Ho ho ho or Ha ha ha?

Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of?

Was Norm really drinking beer on the T.V. show Cheers?

Do you risk being cold and wet to be stylish?

If You Had To Choose..??

Mom or Dad?

Here is something pretty cool........?

Do you love to eat?

How happy are your feet?

Have you ever had crabs?

What do you usually have for breakfast?

What is your favorite song?

Where does the Snowman go? What can you tell a child? You can`t say that it melts that is cruel!?

what do you wish on newyears evening?

Dolly Parton....?

Willie Nelson...?

Does it just drive you crazy when you can't get on the internet?

do you like being the center of attention?

Would you rather be liked or admired?