Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of
>>goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts
>>flipping through pictures and reminiscing.
>>
>>"This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now."
>>
>>The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."
>>
>>Mom says, "He's a martyr now."
>>
>>"Oh, so sad, my dear."
>>
>>Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He
>>would be 21."
>>
>>"Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."
>>
>>Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too."
>>
>>"Oh gracious me," says the second mother.
>>
>>"And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed.! He would be 18,"
>>Mom whispers.
>>
>>"Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first
>>started school".
>>
>>"He's a martyr also," Mom says, with tears in her eyes.
>>
>>After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
>>wistfully at the photos and says, "They blow up so fast, don't
>>they?"
2007-12-05 00:14:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-05 00:20:37 · answer #1 · answered by WelshDragon 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2016-09-30 21:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-05 01:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, dear
2007-12-05 00:31:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks... very funny.
Poor mother. "They grow up so fast, don't they..."
Please, be careful. In Baghdad NO ONE will find
this brilliant joke funny...
Aaron Moses.
2007-12-05 01:05:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone's going to get pissed, but not me that's funny!!
2007-12-05 00:37:09 · answer #6 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
F'ing Hell!! Lol So Funny!!!
2007-12-05 00:23:52 · answer #7 · answered by CP 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one . Thought provoking too....
2007-12-05 00:20:30 · answer #8 · answered by gentleman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10 :))))))
2007-12-05 00:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by - JR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-12-05 00:25:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋