How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Answer 1

Bullets are easy but guns are heavier than bullets...Geez....

Answer 2

1. For the sweet dramatic element it brings during fight scenes.
2. To try and get a better connection.
3. Put the shelves vertical with pricetags.
4. Yup. I'd just be a pointless one as well.
5. Probably none. They would've just written it on paper.
6. Most likely about the same.
7. A train stop is also where the train starts going.
8. That would be a hilarious pun, but probably no.
9. On there couch, watching "The Real World"
10. Probably not, trying not to offend or confuse the meaning and point of their company.
11. -32 degrees. Twice the temperature below zero it is.
12. He's most likely obsessed himself, or suffering from some type of mental illness.
13. An innovator in the philosophy of living.

Answer 3

He didn't have to but chose to so that there was more action in the comic.

Because we believe that by pressing harder the contact will be made and the remote will work. it's not the batteries, it's the remote.

Stack the shelves vertically, lining the walls with wood, haven't you ever been to Lowe's?

Play a competitive card came, called War.

I'd say lots did while scribbling on the back of a large piece of scratch paper.

The same, sponges are saturated and the volume of water inside their bodies is a part of the ocean's complete volume.

Because that's where you stop...to work.

No...it's then called a hooker.

Behind your eyes in the front row.

No...they would be DHL.

0 degrees. 0 divided by 2 is 0.

To make hominy.

Gambling is a never ending game. That is until you loose all your money. So quitting while you have some money left makes you a winner because your not the loser.

Answer 4

Wikipedia describes superman as having immunity to all nonmagical assaults. for sure, throwing a gun is magical. that's a mystical and specific bond shared between villain and hero. The final ditch attempt, like the single in a million possibility, recieves a circumstantial magical bonus. additionally see: reflex keep.

Answer 5

For the same reason that you never saw Marshall Matt Dillion step off his horse and take a potty break on any of the hundreds of episodes of Gunsmoke. <*)))><

Answer 6

Superman was just taking care of the 'do.

Answer 7

Superman has reflexes to you know.

Answer 8

that's why superman goes under 'fiction'

Answer 9

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Answer 10

And how long did it take you to think of this..........
too much time on your hands