Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?

Question

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What is another word for thesaurus?
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When people lose weight, where does it go?
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Answer 1

I really liked the one about lost weight! As long as it doesn't find me, I don't care where it goes! LOL

Answer 2

thesaurus - glossary, language reference book, lexicon, onomasticon, reference book, sourcebook, storehouse of words, terminology, treasury of words, vocabulary, word list

Synonym - analogue, annotation, answer, characterization, clarification, clue, comment, commentary, cue, delimitation, delineation, demarcation, denotation, determination, diagnosis, drift, elucidation, exemplification, explanation, explication, exposition, expounding, fixing, formalization, gloss, individuation, interpretation, key, outlining, rationale, rendering, rendition, representation, settling, signification, solution, synonym, terminology, translation

Answer 3

And why isn't phonetically spelled that way?