Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2007

2007-12-05 07:42:12 · 10 answers · asked by Rabbit 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:41:45 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:40:29 · 23 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Polls & Surveys

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad,
how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers,
"Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's
breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are
like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like
onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many
types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie
is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like
a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a
Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

2007-12-05 07:40:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If so, what did it taste like? I will never try it.

2007-12-05 07:39:57 · 14 answers · asked by jemark 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:39:42 · 2 answers · asked by mchlmybelle 6 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone think of a movie where a child or teenager is misbehaving or throwing a tantrum in a class. Not after anything where the whole class is disruptive... just need a clip of a child misbehaving in a class for a project.

Thanks in advance!

2007-12-05 07:38:55 · 8 answers · asked by a3human 2 in Movies

http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourauraquiz/

take this fun quiz!

2007-12-05 07:38:48 · 36 answers · asked by Sabine 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:38:20 · 29 answers · asked by kelly-love x) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:37:52 · 14 answers · asked by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

serious obsessions ppl, and no it doesnt mean you have OCD

2007-12-05 07:37:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My original one was Dolcevita, because I love life. Might change it back one day.

I changed it after I got a couple of what I consider to be unfair violations -

I havent had a violation in a while but i kinda like the name now lol

What about yours?

Oh and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

2007-12-05 07:37:14 · 43 answers · asked by Chimera's Song 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:36:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:36:17 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...then come home and eat pizza, watch TV, drink wine, and play on Y/A for the rest of the day?

2007-12-05 07:35:11 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was thinking this over and i kind of think i am, lol.

2007-12-05 07:34:48 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ladies what type of charactersitics do you look for in a man? What type of men do you try to avoid, and why?

2007-12-05 07:34:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Would you rather live during a bad Global Warming or an Ice age and why???

*List 5 reasons why, to get Best answer!

-Toodles!

2007-12-05 07:33:36 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:33:25 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:32:45 · 25 answers · asked by a person of interest 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:32:44 · 26 answers · asked by ♪♪ Serabi ♪♪ 5 in Polls & Surveys

what is the weirdest place u've ever had sex?

2007-12-05 07:32:27 · 18 answers · asked by ~Behind These Hazel Eyes~ 3 in Polls & Surveys

My sister's laugh is extremely infectious to anyone who overhears her, and when she's laughing really hard, it comes out as "Yek yek yek." Anyone nearby has tears coming out of their eyes from laughing at her laughter. I also have a co-worker whose laugh is always, "Hee how hmm hmm." You hear that 3 times in a row and you're on the floor. He has no idea we're laughing harder at him than the original funny thing. How about for you?

2007-12-05 07:32:02 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Remember it can't be more than 7 characters, but you may enter a heart (or other approved symbol) as one of the characters.
Mine says I(heart)Griffs

2007-12-05 07:31:39 · 53 answers · asked by Leizl 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:30:17 · 5 answers · asked by irissh b 1 in Comics & Animation

you have fallen of the edge

2007-12-05 07:30:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

anyone kno any good websites for games or anything really im bored as a *****

2007-12-05 07:30:11 · 6 answers · asked by Smashizzle 3 in Polls & Surveys

pimp in P&S?

2007-12-05 07:29:45 · 18 answers · asked by casey_leftwich, part 5. 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 07:29:40 · 17 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

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This useful tool, commonly
found
in
the
range
of
8
inches
long.
The functioning of which is
enjoyed
by
members
of
both
sexes.
Is
usually found hung, dangling
loosely,
ready
for
instant
action.
It boasts of a clump of
little
hairy
things
at
one
end
and
small
hole at the other. In use, it
is
inserted,
almost
always
willingly, sometimes slowly,
sometimes
quickly,
into
a
warm,
fleshy, moist opening where
it
is
thrust
in
and
drawn
out
again
and again many times in
succession,
often
quickly
and
accompanied by squirming
bodily
movements.
Anyone
found
listening in will most surely
recognize
the
rhythmic,
pulsing
sound, resulting from the
well
lubricated
movements.
When
finally withdrawn, it leaves
behind
a
juicy,
frothy,
sticky
white
substance, some of which will
need
cleaning
from
the
outer
surfaces of the opening and
some
of
from
its
long
glistening
shaft. After everything is
done
and
the
flowing
and
cleansing
liquids have ceased
emanating,
it
is
returned
to
its
freely
hanging state of rest, ready
for
yet
another
bit
of
action,
hopefully reaching its
bristling
climax
twice
or
three
times a
day, but often much less.

What am i???????

As you may have already
guessed,
the
answer
to
the
riddle
is
none other than your very
own..........










Toothbrush.........

what were you
thinking?

2007-12-05 07:29:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles